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Evil Blog Master's gotta have an evil place to put his feet up, ya dig?

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Justin Beiber

Oh. My. Allah.   I--I can't believe it. A reason to actually like Justin Beiber.   I just......wow.   «TN»

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Darkspore Beta

Guess who has an access code...   THIS GUY. B)   I'm actually extra excited about this because I really can't tell if I'm going to want the game on release, despite all the trailers, developer videos, and other such 'cetera. Hopefully this helps me make up my mind. Spore was good, but had it's flaws. Of course, Spore was more simulation whereas this is an action RPG that bears little resemblence other than visually and the creature editor for the heroes.   Now if only I had been able to get i

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Epic Decisions 2!

You decide to JUMP IN THE DUMPSTER.   What a SURPRISE. It was not an ORDINARY dumpster. It appears the dumpster was merely a SECRET ENTRACE to an UNDERGROUND GAMBLING JOINT beneath the GROCERY STORE.   Should you   1) Report this to the proper authorities 2) Try your luck at making some money for yourself 3) Try to win money for the homeless bum outside   «TN»

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41 Degrees Fahrenheit

HOOOOLY SONUVA BURNAK!   41 degrees in a Minnesota February!? Sounds to me like it's time for a pool party!   ...   Uh, anyone have a pool to loan?   «TN»

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Epic Decisions!

YOU are a ROBOT. You ACTIVATE to find yourself ABANDONED in the middle of a CITY STREET. You have no memory of WHO you are or HOW you got here.   SOUNDS like the BEGINNING of an EPIC JOURNEY. An EPIC JOURNEY filled with EPIC DECISIONS to make.   WHAT should you do FIRST?   1) Enter the nearby grocery store 2) Jump in the dumpster in the alley 3) Pester the homeless bum sitting on the sidewalk   «TN»

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Kanohi Songs?

So, I decided to challange myself today. We've all seen those "quizzes" where you answer a bunch of questions based on what song comes up in a shuffled music player.   Today, I wondered if I could take three random songs and somehow invent a mask power that fits the song's title or theme.   Here's the results:     You Won't Be Lonely Now - Billy Ray Cyrus   I'm thinking some kind of mask power that can perfectly emulate the thought patterns of an ally. This would allow the wearer to obtain c

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So Much For Legacy...

You know you've lost it when you find a topic for "The First Annual Comedy Critics Club Awards" and there's not a single nomination for Steak Boy, Toast Busters, "Steak Boy Buys A ___", Tirvon's bossiness, or anthing TNToran-related.   I am destined to wander the internet streets as a nameless, forgotten man. My fifteen minutes of fame are up and my days of glory are gone...   And you know what? Gerlicky too for that matter. No love for "DO NOT PUT IN MOUTH"?   «TN»

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28 Degrees Fahrenheit

Who'd have thought that Minnesota would warm up enough in January to drive home from work at night with the windows down?   «TN»

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For Those Who Want The Old Takuma Nuva Back...

Well, alright. I give. I'm gonna take another crack at reliving some of the "good ol' days" on BZPower.   Before you get too excited, I'm not talking about Toast Busters. I'm not sure it'll ever be revived. If it does, I'll be starting with a clean slate and doing a major re-work, but that's irrelevant at the time.   See, a while back, I started on something which, at the time, my "fans" (if you can call them that) would have loved without a doubt. Well, times change and so has my writing styl

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Caption Contest 47

What the heck, I guess it's been a while. Maybe I'll start cranking these out more often easy. (haha) Well, looks like Gerlicky gets two in a row.   Y'know, if you guys wanna PM me pictures yourselves to keep this going more often, by all means, do so.     Stab me once, shame on you. Stab me twice, SHAME on you! Stab me three times...   «TN»

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There's Nothing Evolved About Fighting

As I'm sure you've noticed by now, complete blog theme overhaul. The staff had better not go off and start a new contest in the morning now, especially considering how late I stayed up just to finish this.   Also, yes, I'm this excited about the sequel to a game I only just picked up and started playing for the first time. I snagged all these (and more) images off the website, in case some of you are wondering.   Aside from the obvious changes, I've made a couple other small adjustments. For

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You Know What I've Always Wanted To Do?

Machinima. Yeah, that's right. The idea of making a (successful) videogame-esque film and doing some voice acting for it are right at the top of my "would like to do" list.   Unfortunately it's just not that easy to do. Especially with only one person. Unless I wanted to go the GMod route which already is a bit crowded for my tastes.   After picking up Section 8 during the Christmas/New Year Steam sale though, it occurred to me that it could quite possibly be useable for such if their were onl

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The Cube Is A Lie

The Cube is a lie The Cube is a lie The Cube is a lie The Cube is a lie The Cube is a lie The Cube is a lie The Cube is a lie The Cube is a lie The Cube is a lie The Cube is a lie The Cube is a lie The Cube is a lie The Cube is a......cake?   «TN»

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True Fans Of Bionicle Club (120 & Final Bump)

FINAL BUMP EDIT: I would like to thank the 100+ people who join(ed) this club that Turakii, Avohkah Tamer, Laughin'Man, and I started. I expected, at the most, maybe 15 people to sign up. To reach a full 100 is mind-staggering. Even though I'm sure we all knew there were plenty of us who still wanted to honor Bionicle this way, it's nice to actually see the evidence. In celebration of this, I will make one last bump to this entry and will begin working on a permanent content block with a full li

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Sappin' My Birthday

Traditionally, this is the time of year when I make a blog entry that is so obscure that few people actually figure out what I'm getting at (here's lookin' at you, Turakii).   Well, not this year folks. This year is different. Today I am twenty and one.   Since this particular birthday is such a big deal, there's gonna be some demands made and met by me and you guys respectively.   First of, I'd like to thank the other 93 people who have joined the True Fans of Bionicle Club. I was expecting

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Epic Medic 3

Since from the three maps I suggested there were two shouts of "DIBS" I decided to go with Dustbowl. S'okay because it was the one I kinda wanted to do anyways.   Obviously the plot in this series isn't pacing too fast right now, but that should pick up before too long.   Also, if only the frames weren't resized so small, you might notice that one of those cans of BONK! isn't actually BONK!               «TN»

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Pro Tip

Never throw a gas grenade into the room with the scientist you intended to keep conscious.   «TN»

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Deus Ex

Picked the game up during Steam's mad sale a couple weeks ago. Despite the headaches I was getting from the early-2000s graphics, the game was simply mind-blowing. Of course, this is probably old news to a lot of people.   I particularly liked the whole bit about conpiracies and such. The fact that it mixes my two favorite genres (FPS and RPG) also made it awesome.   I'll never look at the world the same way again.   What a shame.   «TN»

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The Epic Medic Is In Your Hands

So, my original plot idea for Epic Medic is, for the time being, inaccessible. Therefore, I have decided that the first "arc" of the comic will follow the BLU team "playing" one of the maps. Question is which stock map should I do first?   I'm mostly thinking either Dustbowl, Upward, or Double Cross. I'll let you decide though.   That is all.   «TN»

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If You Have Steam

Seriously, go make a wishlist of at least 10 items NOW.   Everyday through next Monday they pick 30 random people who have wishlists of at least 10 items and give them the top 5 FREE. No strings attached.   Also, I hate to cover my last entry which still needs responses, so please go there and vote if you are so inclined after reading this.   That is all.   «Takuma Nuva»

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I Suddenly Feel Like I'll Be Penniless

Oh man. I'm gonna burn a hole in my pocket book come 2011.   Portal 2 DoW II: Retribution Warhammer 40k Space Marine Beat Hazard Ultra   This is not good. How am I every supposed to save up money for schooling? Can't exactly wait until I actually know what I want to go to school for.   «Takuma Nuva»

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