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Another Mind Test!

I'M GOING TO TEST YOUR MINDS!! (Or at least your Spartal thinking!)   Here is your question:   What is an "L-Drayd" or what does it do?   HINTS: 1. The spelling is intended to throw you off. 2. It is no reference to anything. Someone who has seen no movies, read no books, etc. would have no disadvantage. 3. The L does not stand for anything, and "Drayd" is not supposed to be another word (like Droid.) 4. Notice I said "What" not "Whom." 5. No, it is not Draydel.   And don't try to res

Toa Achilles (Tums)

Toa Achilles (Tums)

World's Hardest Riddle

I have decided, to keep you all occupied until I have the ability to update regularly, I will give you the absolute most difficult riddle I could ever concoct. And this time, no hints. Winner gets a free pixel art avatar, banner, or whatever. Although, if you really do get stuck, try listening to some "music".

Nonexistant

I don't feel like doing a blog entry today. So I won't do one. Nossir, I'm not gonna do one. Not gonna do it! Nope. No entry. No matter how much you attempt to plead, bribe, convice, or threaten me, I'm not going to do one. There's just no possible way you could get me to do one right now.   So I'm going to go... and do something... that doesn't involve making a blog entry.   -

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Toa Achilles (Tums)

Part Of A Completely Nutritious Breakfast!

Congratulations Cap'n Exo on the Blog of the Week Award.   You know, I've been thinking, (rare occurrence!) and I noticed that Cap'n Exo and I have quite similar blogs. We're not really "blogging" like most everyone else, were just posting... how did Bobert put it?... ah, yes; "freaking insane" stuff. Seeing as it got hims nominated for BotW, I figure if I just keep doing what I'm doing, I'll be nominated, just like Cap'n Crunch there.   So... random funniness...   If I were to jump off a b

Blue Blue Bleu-cheese

Congratulations, Darth Vader, on your Week of the Blog Award!   Well, sorry folks, I doubt the epic is gonna get started for quite some time. Chances are, it won’t happen. To busy anyways.   On a happier note, my friends and I may be starting a new website soon. If it does work out, I’ll post up a link. That’s all I can say on the subject for now…   I wonder… a while aback I said something like “jumping off buildings makes people into pancake shapes.” Now, if you landed on top of your fr

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Toa Achilles (Tums)

Marketing Cam-pain

Ga-Metruian PMed me the other day about how Diz (another BZPer, go figure!) froze one of his Barraki Squids (or Polyps as we like to call them) into an ice cube and put it in his drink. Which gave me the idea for a great money-making scam for Bionicle.   Picture this, DQ and Bionicle team up to bring you: Polypsickles! A popsicle shaped like a Barraki Squid!   ...   Yeah, no wonder I never make any money.   -

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Toa Achilles (Tums)

The Water's Flowing Through Me!

Well, today was a day off, since the Semester Tests were Thursday and Friday. So, the Saturns are gonna start work tomorrow.   Well, this is it. I'm Toa Aqueduct.   ...   Like Romanstar Charioter once said; "Oh, aqueduct!"   ...   Tendercrispbaconchedderranch.   -

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Toa Achilles (Tums)

Complaining Is Good For A Developing Mandible!

It has just occured to me that the High School I go to has arranged my classes to be as far away from each other as possible, and are sequenced so I have to walk back and forth repetetively. Maybe it's just a new program to stop child obesity. Not that I'm fat, of course. IceColdToa's the only guy I know who called me fat. And with improper grammar too! On second thought, I once though Tomato Soup called me fat too, but it turns out he was talking about some other fat creepy Ta-Matoran name

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Mass Plagarist

BLOG ENTRY 99:   GA-METRUIAN: You get your shiny, yellow Komau up in there and write that entry! TUMS: No way! Now, get out of my house! GA-METRUIAN: But it's your sesquicentenn-blog! TUMS: I don't wanna turn a hundred! It's too much pressure! Lewa&Pohatu ate it! GA-METRUIAN: It's okay, I can help! Check out these storyboards I drew up! We begin with a claustrophobic close-up of your yellow socket-pieces typing. A quick zoom out reveals you're really on topada Good Ship Shippl

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Toa Achilles (Tums)

Cetrurial Extraviganza

Please play the following file while you read this entry. http://www.freewebs.com/supertelnet/100.mid   On Jun 26 2006, 09:22 PM, I posted up a random statement of what my answering would sound like if I had one. Ninety nine entries later, I fondly look back upon my previous achievements, from introducing the Good Ship Shipplygood, to declaring war on the neighboring shed, to explaining the history of toast, to the first time of many I donned that Conspiracist Krana, to the time I was acciden

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Toa Achilles (Tums)

Blerg

I think I just made my greatest comic ever (or at least my favorite) for Project Klinkerpoop. #50, entitled "Click or Die."   ...   I thought it would take a couple of days to complete, but it went fast... half an hour or so.

Winner!

CONGRATULATIONS TO CERPENT ON WINNING THE MIND TEST!!   An L-Drayd is a device to help old people.   Elder-aid.   Now I make his Something.   -  

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Toa Achilles (Tums)

Bored With Bored Messages

I logged on. I noticed the new BotW was up. Number 22. I thought how interesting it would be if member "Twenty-Two" got his BotW this time instead of the 20th. And... it turns out I actually pulled it off! So I clicked on the link to my blog...   and got a Bored Message.   NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !! !! !! !! !!   Well, at least I got on now. Thanks to all who supported me until now! And, yes, I will change my name.   Zoom-Boing!   -   P.S. The board was so b

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Toa Achilles (Tums)

N O T I C E

NORIK IS BACK IN CONTROL, BUT I'M KEEPING THIS POST JUST IN CASE HE LEEVS AGAIN.   (The title says NOTICE, and it doesn't say NOT ICE.)   Norik's Prophecy has asked me to take care of Project Klinkerpoop while he enters a short period of not-being-online-very-much-or-at-all. Therefore, until he returns, my main priority will be to keep the topic running smoothly. The DRoTB will be put on hold until Norik's return, and then we'll do the next entry.   I know I've done this before, but... PK w

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Toa Achilles (Tums)

Time: My Precious.

If time were to stop all of the sudden, I would be pretty dang mad. I'd wonder who got their hands on a Vahi, or a magic stopwatch, or at least who made my clock break. I'd think that time actually did stop, and I would be pretty dang mad, since I like time. It's cool, it's in style, it's time! And time is money, so if timed stopped, I'd be one poor guy.   Hey, if time is money, why can't I spend it on Bionicles? That'd be cool. "Here's a minute, can I buy Kazi?"   Oh well, people and th

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Toa Achilles (Tums)

Thawesome

Velika successfully thawed, and he came out without a scratch! The freezing was a success. So, to preserve my Bionicles for the future, all I have to do is freeze them!   And put them in a refrigerating time capsule.   ...   Or send them to somewhere cold. Yeah, I'd go with that. Oh, Nunavut...   -

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Toa Achilles (Tums)

Actually Actual Actuallity:

Well, my fellow Nerds and I (Plastiware, Imposterlive, and Macrohard) are going to work together on a Game Maker game!   Well, actually, only Plastiware and I. We're just putting the other two in the game.   Well, actually, Plastiware's the only one programing the game. I'm in charge of sprites, music, and overall concept.   Well, actually, Plastiware's gonna help a little on the concept, but I'm mostly the one doing any work as of now.   Well, actually I forgot Poland.   -

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Toa Achilles (Tums)

It's The Thought That Counts!

Congratulations SPIRIT on your Blog of the Week award!   I wonder if I'll ever be nominated. That'd be cool. Then again, they seem to nominate people that, well, most people know. I guess I'm not that popular (online or off!) But I can try. Maybe I should start by complimenting everybody I can think of!   Happy compliment, George Washington! Happy compliment, Socrates! Happy compliment, Joan of Arc! Happy compliment, Shigeru Miyamoto! Happy compliment, George Or! Happy compliment, To

Bureaucracy

The folks here at T.U.M.S. thank you for your esteemed visit, but regret we are all out at the moment, as we have been kidnapped by Vogons. This blog is temporarily Vogoshpere's "Filling of Complaints Office." We'll get The Inner Workings of Tums' Brain back up and running as soon as our "Escaping Without Permission" forms arrive. Have a nice day.

Dragons

If you want to submit a topic for tomorrow's rant, reply to this entry, and post it in Bold.   Today's Rant Topic: Dragons!   Word association choices for dragon: Scales, wings, Algeron, Bionicle Dragon, Kanohi Dragon, instantaneous death.   Many have contemplated as to why they have never seen a dragon before, and equally as many retort that they haven't been looking hard enough. But did they truly exist, or will they ever?   The answer of course, is bees.   Bees exist, while dragons do

One Thousand Posts!

ONE THOUSAND POSTS!! !! !! !! 11 !!   BRUTAKA AND NUPARU JUST CAME IN THE MAIL!   And, they blew me away. These are the best sets since the Olda! There's honestly nothing I can complain about at the moment.   Except for the fact that now that I've started, I have to finish another blog entry. Dang.   Well... that's all I have to say.   -

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Toa Achilles (Tums)

Maff Class

The Tumsy Laws of Algebra: (Based on a true story.)   1. If A = B, then B is greater than A, because it comes later in the alphabet, and is therefore cooler than A. Even though A comes first, which normally means A would be cooler, but since this is Algebra, and nearly everything relevant you learned previously is wrong, according to your new math teacher, being first is not cool at all; Applying Newton's First Law of Awesomeness: "First is the worst; second is the best." This also implies th

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