This was originally an entry I wanted to make about a week ago, but considering how heated things were around my entry about my bisexuality and my struggles with it I decided not to. Hopefully with tempers tempered (ha ha ha I made a funny), this won't result in the negative kneejerk reaction that led to the trouble of the last entry. At least that's what I'm hoping. In light of a recent blog post I believe this needs to be seen again for those who possibly missed it. Now then! This is ac
My name is Gato, and I am ashamed of my bisexuality. From a very young age I was taught by my parents that homosexuality was something of a great evil. Bad people were homosexuals, and they were bad people because of their homosexuality. While I wasn't taught explicitly to view homosexuals as as being inferior of me, the implication was always there that I was better than them. I was better than them just solely based off the fact that my sexuality was different than theirs. Since my paren
Alright. Normally even my most serious of entries contain a healthy amount of depreciating humor that I'm just as eager to use on myself as I am on those around me. There's very little I approach without a quick wit. It's something of a coping mechanism that I use to deal with the world I find myself in. We all have to do what we have to do to survive, and I'm the same. Because I'm approaching this without making a joke or an obscure reference that only Smeag or Wrack 'n' Ruin would get, I hop
Alternative Title: Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Blog Something Controversial.... Recently on website I frequent for Magic: The Gathering articles there was a particularly interesting one concerning the prevalence of homophobic rhetoric that occasionally arises among players. While the article itself was fairly textbook material (e.g. homophobia is bad. stop using words like 'gay' in a derogatory manner), the comments revealed just why the article was necessary. Dozens of people chim
I created this test for one very, very simple reason
To break you
The Bionicle Mary Sue Litmus Test ReMIX Ft. Prince Janus and Friar Tuck
If you are going to post your results then only post the relevent parts and not the whole test!!!!
Please read these disclaimers. First, the title is a little bit deceptive. This is not quite a Mary Sue test, but a cliché test and power. You will be gain Points for being cliché and intensely powerful. Now how this test works. The test pro
I know I'm on haitus right now, but this issue is hitting so close to home that I have to talk about it.
Blogs are in the same boat as images. They often go hand in hand, images appearing in blogs. They have certain rights. These are numerous. The right to exist. The right to enjoy peace and prosperity. However, above all other rights is this simple and inalienable right. Blogs and images have the right to be beautiful. While the images inside the actual entries are both very beautifu
Cooking with the Comrade: Weaboo Edition Smeag used to do a thing on his blog where he would post recipes, and it was great. But there was one thing wrong with it: the recipes were occasionally HEALTHY JUNK for SISSIES. I'm here to compete with food for REAL, RED-BLOODED AMERICANS. Ah yes. Sushi. A Japanese delicacy enjoyed around the world. It’s extraordinarily popular, and some would say that only a true cretin would not enjoy it. You know what I say? Pump that garbage in anot
I figured that this blog needed some new life, so I came up with a new blog section. I’ll be reviewing some obscure video games and some not so obscure when it tickles my fancy. I’d like to start off with the SNES point and click horror game Clock Tower.
Clock Tower is the first in a series of survival horror series created by Human Entertainment. It is also the best in the series and the only one not with a US release. Unless you live in Japan, you’re going to have to break a few laws to
Hey everyone. Do you revel in senseless chaos and confusion? Do you smile in joy as others scratch their heads while trying to figure things out? If so, then I have just the thing for you.
That right there is the url for my randomized avatar. There are 239 images it can choose from and it randomly displays one on every page. People are already confused as to who I am when I use it. Imagine the confusion when multiple people use it!
Q: What is Touhou?
A: Touhou is a danmaku game from Japan. For those of you who aren't huge Japan freaks, it means that it's a curtain fire game. To put it in layman's terms, you have a character at the bottom of the screen that you control. The enemy is at the top of the screen. You shoot bullets at each other. Oh and before I forget to mention it, the enemy can fire a lot of bulets.
And I mean a lot.
Q: Wow, that's a lot of bullets. Can you even dodge them all?
A: Yes. Althou
There is but one god that that is the Dome Fossil. Flareon is his prophet. All hail our new democratic overlords. All hail the Dome Fossil which will lead us to victory. Believe in that. Believe in the Dome Fossil.
S.C.A.R.S. is a top secret special operations group under the control of the BoM. The members of S.C.A.R.S. are highly trained and highly dangerous individuals, who hail from all walks of life. Hours after an incredibly dangerous mission, S.C.A.R.S.' planned vacation is canceled when an emergency comes up that only they can handle.
Thirty six hours ago, Destral lost contact with Black Tundra, an experimental weapons facility located on the southern islands. The facility's existence is so s
Alright, hey, check this out. I have an issue I want to talk about. Maybe it's something that hasn't come up recently. Maybe it's something that the mods are pulling their hair out over and telling people to let it drop. Whatever the issue is, it's like a live wire. You simply mention it and people are at each others throats. People don't know this mainly because it doesn't get mentioned often, but dropping a bombshell issue like that could feasibly considered trolling. But it won't stop me. I
Yeah, no joke either. I'm getting married to 15 Year Old Girl. The date is set for the 21st at 3PM in my blog. We're going to try to get Swert for the minister, but we'll see how that goes.
Be sure to show up