The title describes my current state of existence.
We had a lady from church come over with her three children. One sixteen-year-old girl, one twelve-year-old girl and one eight-year-old boy.
The two girls stayed in the same spot all afternoon talking girly stuff while the MEN had a party.
That left me completely exhausted, but it was fun.
After lunch today, I suddenly had a great idea: The Lhikevikk Cactus Factory. It would sell artificial cacti for only $499.99 an ounce. It would be a small brick building, utterly featureless save for a small glass door. Inside would be a dark space, lit only by the light through the door, containing nothing but a small hatch on the floor. Customers would open the hatch and climb down a swimming pool-type ladder into a brightly lit underground chamber.
This is the exciting part. The chamber w
You know those avatars that change every time you refresh the page?
Well, I just had an idea: someone should make one with the Weeping Angels,* in different positions for each picture.
Now, that would be awesome.
*the Weeping Angels are statues from a Doctor Who episode that only move when no one is looking, and are so quick that simply blinking can give them enough time to kill you
Welcome back, my fellow paranoids. It has been a while since we last met. However, turmoil has sprung up recently. Staff have retired, been promoted, been demoted, been promoted (forcibly), been self-promoted, been banned, been unbanned, been promoted again, been demoted...
No doubt, this confuses you. Most likely, you may have resolved this debacle by rationalizing it as an April Fool's Day joke.
There is one flaw in your logic, however.
April Fool's Day does not exist.
If you belie
We have exactly 5 days to fill the quota of 20 participants.
We currently have 17 participants.
For it to work smoothly, we actually need more (30 would be ideal), 20 is just the minimum for it to work at all. There is no maximum, the more the merrier.
B6 has approved of my plan, so do not worry about getting in trouble.
We need at least seven more people (seventeen is actually the ideal, but don't panic if we can't get that many) so spread the word!
Recruit! Recruit! Recruit!
What would you say if I told you that I had a nuclear superbomb implanted into the core of the earth with a timer ending at 10:00 AM, Dec 21, 2012?
Tick... tock... tick... tock...
Can it be done? Not without at the help of at least 20 other Premier Members! PM me for the plan!
[hopes we can pull it off]
EDIT: Oh, and it's for April 1, of course. Left that out of the copy-pasted command. Start without me in case I'm a few minutes late.
