Welcome aboard the Midnight Train to Nowhere. We will begin by departing from Accra, Ghana; traveling towards Cape Three Points and from there capsizing into the ocean until we reach the lovely little town of Nowhere. Nowhere is located at 0 latitude, 0 longitude and 0 altitude. It also has a population of zero.
As this is a midnight train, we will leave Accra at 12:00 AM at a speed of 570 kilometres per hour. We will then screech to a halt at 12:01 AM and remain there until the next midnight
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Whoever said that classic Doctor Who isn't scary obviously hasn't seen The Ultimate Foe.
[gets dragged into the ground by disembodied hands]
HELP ME! D:
Months ago, in our previous duel, Harrison Ford shot himself Han Solo shot Indiana Jones out of the saloon!
But no duel could ever compare to this next one. It's so big, it barely fits in the solar system, let alone a saloon!
First up, we have the Makuta, alternatively known as... EVERYTHING!
On the other side of the battle, we have the Master, alternatively known as... EVERYONE!
Who will win? YOU DECIDE! VOTE NOW! VOTE NOW! VOTE NOW!
this spoof is longer than longcat so be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarned
1:13 AM (London time), Jan. 1st, 2005...
Doctor: Help! I'm crashing! WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO oh right i'll send my tardis on an engine-straining trip to 1996 that's the perfect idea
Meanwhile, in June 1996... (no I don't know how that works)
Amelia: Dear Santa, please send some weirdo in a blue box to repair this crack in my wall. Or you could send a normal repairman, but those are boring.
CRASH
Amelia: That wa
The guy who made one of the most beautiful Doctor Who episodes of all time also made a PSA that suggests that schoolchildren who don't believe in global warming should have their insides splattered across the classroom?
...
What.
I have one in three days.
After seeing Phyoohrii change his name to General Alcazar, I have this sudden urge to change to a Tintin-themed name.
But I promised that the next one would contain Lhikevikk, remember?
WHAT DO I DO? D:
I see this sign a lot where I live:
"VOTE AGAINST"
And that's all the sign said.
I like this sign. Very vague and doesn't really try to force any opinions on me.
If one is dead, they are not living.
Living is the opposite of dying.
But if one is dead, they are not dying, because they are already dead.
If one is dying, they cannot be dead, because to be dead they have to have already died.
If one is dying, they cannot be living, either, because living is the opposite of dying.
There are two states of being. One is living or one is dead, there is no third option.
If one is living, they cannot be dying, if one is dead, they cannot be dying
Chrisitne O'Donnell. Ellen Page. Nukaya.
Chrisitne O'Donnell. Ellen Page. Nukaya.
Chrisitne O'Donnell. Ellen Page. Nukaya.
AAGH I CAN'T GET THIS THOUGHT OFF MY MIND >_<
With scissors.
I just went SNIP and then two halves of the fly I was trying to assassinate fell onto the windowsill.
I don't believe in squishing flies, BTW.
