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2001 Fans Will Love This

From the latest pod data (decoded via this first pod's data) at www.bradfordrant.org:     Bring back 2001 memories?   This, my friends, is BIONICLE.   Without the bionics, of course.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

It's Fightin' Time!

And now, the most epic, heart-pounding, thrilling, gunslinging duel you've EVER SEEN!   Hailing from New Jersey/Washington D.C./Utah, (but for some reason not Indiana) is INDIANA JONES!!     At the other end of the saloon, coming from Corellia in a galaxy far, far away is gun blasterslinging HAN SOLO!!   Now, ten steps away from each other... in ten seconds... FIRE!   Who wins? You decide! Vote now! Vote now! Vote n-- [gets shot]   P.S. They look so similar it's like they're the same ac

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Disappearing

I'm going to disappear on Dec. 8. Will reappear on Jan. 14. Sorry guys.   also naughty kitty slashed my lip

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Yes I Know I Just Blogged

But I have one quick question: is it true that "remove friend" is a trap to make you lose proto?   Just a weird rumor I read... I'm not going to try it, anyway.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Brack Fliday

I wonder what would happen if Buy Nothing Day was timed to occur today...   [weirdo grin that anyone who knows me IRL will recognize]

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Email From Lego

Some of you may be familiar with King of Nynrah's petition group that he started when the ending rumors first began. When the rumors were confirmed, we were told to email LEGO asking them to bring the line back. A few days ago I did so (Why, why did I not save a copy...) and received this response. It's near identical to the one sent to Black Six, so it makes me think that it was copy-pasted and edited slightly. (And why did they not get the joke about my name being "Ann Onymous"?)     EDIT:

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Bionicle's End

only the sets are ending   i dun care   im a story freak, anyway   schrödinger's cat experiment states that it's both ended and continued, anyway   also my sinuses are clogged, since everyone loves reading that

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Paranoia -- V Files Mini Update

Hello, V-Team agents. Much has changed since you last heard from me.   You remember the last report, investigating the "death" of the pitch William D. Mays, Jr., popularly known as Billy Mays.   But that was not my last report.   You see, the enity known commonly as Lhikevikk -- I will neither confirm nor deny that we are in fact the same being -- has kindly allowed me to hack into his blog to send messages to you.   Every entry contains a message -- be it a warning, research update, or meet

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Helryx Makes No Sense

She wants to save the universe by killing everyone. I mean seriously, what?   Also today is the Mayflower Compact's anniversary. Would have made more sense for Lincoln to make today Thanksgiving. :\

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Wuh?

The craziest thing just happened with the server.   Since the screenshot has more "waaht" in it than any text description, I tried to upload to majhost but uploading is disabled. Aarrgghh.   Will bump when screenie can be uploaded.   EDIT: KK17 is hosting it on Flickr for me. Rare glitch, had no idea it was possible.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Burnmad

is now right-foot henchman   he gets his own entry   going to kill clones now, kthxbai

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

If You Live In Or Near Mineral Wells, Texas...

Go on US 180 W and turn north on TX 337 W. Go straight 3.1 miles and turn right. Keep straight for 0.2 miles and stop.   You should be at a place named Baker Hollow, Mineral Wells, TX 76067. Search the area on your right.   There should be a contact person and a pod hidden somewhere. Tell the contact person you are looking for "pod number two". Get whatever info from them.   Do everything right... AND THE BRADFORD RANT INSTITUTE OF COSMIC KINESIS WILL FOREVER BE INDEBTED TO YOU!   (if you ha

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Friday The Thirteenth

Yay it's today.   I'm going to go step on a sidewalk crack under a ladder holding a black cat.   Wearing a green sweater with mismatched buttons.   Whee.

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Random Poem I Thought Up

Remember, remember The Sixth of November Day after the Gunpowder Plot! I can think of no reason Why the day after the treason Has always been forgot! Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, he prob'ly was framed So that he that would forever be shamed Thirty score barrels of powder below Did not prove England's overthrow Bad grammar to say that he was "catch'd" With a dark lantern and burning match Holla boys, holla boys, let the bulls sing! Holla boys, holla boys, God save the King!   And what sha

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Nothing

EVERYONE'S BLOGGING ABOUT NOTHING I DON'T UNDERSTAND   Oh right, and today is Guy Fawkes Day.   Let's blow stuff up! 8D   Oh, right, I just blew that WAAHT up.   (Since "V" was based on Guy Fawkes, it'd be a perfect day to work on the next V File if I didn't still had limited internet... I'll do it as soon as I can, alright?)

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

Explanation

Now that I have time I can explain my short absence.   We live in the middle of a desert... sort of... so when I suggested we get flood insurance, my parents turned it down as a joke.   Never doubt Duct Tape Precognition.   A few weeks ago, our shower's plumbing sprang a leak. We never noticed, since it inside a wall, but the water came down though the wall... and under the floor.   The hardwood floor.   Our insurance covers it, but when I remembered my flood insurance suggestion I realize

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

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