Greetings, blog readers.
I would like to make this entry today as a call to arms against the RPG forum. For too long it has been ruled by dull, rule-bound games with massive walls of text. No one wants to read an entire novel if they want to play a roleplay game! Recently, I entered the RPG contest with a very short entry and there was outrage. And why should there be? I didn't break any of the rules and for once you didn't need three hours just to read the darn thing.
So if you hate
Well, I think it's time to lay my good friend The Funny Messages Content Block to rest. He had a good run. He served as a repository for old messages I put in the Flash banner I used to use before I got lazy. Now, though, I think it's time to remove him for good. The messages he once held will now be displayed in this blog entry, allowed to sink into the obscurity of my blog. They might not have always been funny... or made sense... but they... well, here they are.
If insects have 6 legs
SPIRIT:
Aw man, my topic got closed due to someone reviving it? When I'm admin, that'll be the first thing to go.
-Bionicleman-:
Not so long as I'm around.
SPIRIT:
Well, in that case, you're banned.
-Bionicleman-:
Hmmm... Nice try, but only an admin can do that.
Dorek:
Well, he could be the future admin.
SPIRIT:
Yeah. So you have to do what I tell you.
-Bionicleman-:
Not yet I don't. And with an attitude like that, I'm afraid you're shaping up to be a pretty pathetic ad
Calling all operatives of the Collective Alliance for the North American Domination Aspiration (C.A.N.A.D.A).
Everything continues to go according to our designs and those living in the United States suspect nothing. The operatives placed within BZPower (particularly our operative who has been promoted to administrator) are continuing their functions as usual and we are working to embed ourselves deeper into the website. Now proceeding to initiate plan Sigma Tiger-Shrimp 24.
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What wa
Differences: Dooku wears black, Saruman wears white. Dooku has short hair, Saruman has long hair.
Similarities Formerly good, turned evil Expert user of magical powers Played by Christopher Lee Carries around a magical stick Wears robes Really only a puppet controlled by the main bad guy who is having him create an unstoppable army
Waaaaaaaaaaaait a minute.
So, for those of you who don't know, I am no longer living in Canada and I'm living in Nice, France for the year as I study French as part of an exchange with my school.
When I have time, I'll probably update my blog with details on this trip as well as my summer, but a lot of my time has been devoted to settling in and exploring.
Since I'm not really interested in going through the rigmarole of getting patents for these things, here are four inventions that need to exist. Go ahead, steal my ideas, just someone please invent them.
1) An iPhone that doesn't cost an arm and a leg. All I want to do is have all the features of my iPod Touch, but also be able to make calls so that I don't have to carry around both my cellphone and my iPod. I don't want 4G Internet, GPS, or any of that crazy stuff, I just want to make cal
Whoa, that’s a full post. All the way.
Double post, oh my god.
It’s a double post all the way.
Whoa, that’s so intense. Whoa, man. Wow. Whoa. Whoa.
WHOAAAA-OH OH. OH MY GOD, WHOA MY GOD. WOOO! AW, OH MY GOD. OHHH, OHHH WOW. WOOOOOOOOO! OH MY WOWWWW. WOOOOOOOOO! YEAHHH- OHH MY—
OHH MY AHHH aw my god, look at that! It’s starting to even look like a triple post!
Oh my god it’s full on! Double post all the way across the forum.
Oh my god, [sobs] oh my god, oh god…
What does
"Were you listening to me Harry, or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?"
A mash-up of this scene from The Matrix and this scene from Deathly Hallows will occur -- I guarantee it.
Pohatu: Well, it appears that Lesovikk may have killed the ruler of the Matoran underworld.
Kopaka: If you ask me... this is one heck of a crime. B)
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My Pokéwalker went through the laundry... AND SURVIVED!
And accumulated over 1 300 steps to boot.
In your face, Nintendo!
Which is more than I can say for my LEGO Harry Potter game, in which I've become trapped in a room with a white dragon with no escape (and I've done some Google searches that confirm this is a glitch). I hope TT releases a patch soon...
Alright, here are some parts of songs floating about my brain that should be made into real songs.
1) This one is for when you're waiting at the airport for your flight, which never seems to come.
Can we pretend that shooting stars
In the night sky
Are like aeroplanes?
'Cause I could really use a flight right now (flight right now, flight right now)
2) Here's the start of the opening musical number to BIONICLE: The Musical.
[The scene opens just before the start of Quest for the T
You know what they say, easy come easy go.
This morning, a certain popular video hosting website contacted me saying that my BIONICLE In Under Two Minutes video that I had posted there was eligible for consideration of getting Google ads on it so that I would make money off of it. So I registered with their money making thing and sent my video to them, not particularly hopeful that I'd make it in (due to every image being copyrighted ), but I figured it couldn't hurt to try. Turns out, I wa
It's super effective!
So most of you won't know this, but today there was an earthquake on the border of Quebec and Ontario that I felt all the way in ADDRESS WITHHELD. They say it measured 5.0 and it even hit some of the north eastern states.
Where I live, it wasn't too bad; the wall shook a little and rattled a picture frame, but nothing was damaged. I thought a truck had driven by or something, but when I looked outside, there was no truck, so I was a bit confused until I heard ab
The following is a public service announcement for the benefit of all those from English speaking backgrounds.
Hi, there. I'm SPIRIT. If you're like me, then your family originated in an English speaking country. Why, they've practically been speaking English since the days of King Arthur. Now, if you're like me, then you probably have friends that do not come from English speaking backgrounds. Sure, their English might be good, heck, even their parents' English might be good, but for so
So we've all heard of people running across North America several times. It's been done -- old news.
What I'd like to see is someone run from Alert, Nunavut to Cape Horn, Chile. Now THAT would be an impressive feat.
Thanks a lot, Internet, but you've ruined cookies for me. :angry:
I, for one, have always been a staunch supporter of offering people cookies sarcastically for non-accomplishments, but I'm afraid that it's gone too far and such phrases like "good for you, have a cookie" or "you deserve a cookie" have become cliché, overused, and watered down.
Are you proud of yourself, Internet?! Would you like a cook-- wait... :annoyed2:
On a completely unrelated note, there are tiny white bugs livi
Alright, BZPower. I know I'm generally not a very serious guy, but there come times when the joking must stop. I come to you about a very serious issue that I believe everyone should be aware of.
A bonobo chimpanzee by the name of Kanzi has discovered many troubling things in the past few years. He can use sign language, recognize pictograms, make fire, cook food, make tools, use knives, and even play video games.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Throw out your zombie plans; the ape
And unlike the emperor's, mine are visible... only to smart people, though.
So yeah, I bit the bullet and went shopping for clothes: one of the few things that can't really be sped up by doing preliminary research online, sadly. All in all, I'm satisfied with what I got. The main goal of the mission was to replace the clothes that the paramedics cut off of me after my car crash last summer. What really sucks is that everything I was wearing was new too.
But, what's done is done. Gott
I refuse to make a group or fanpage on one of those social networking sites, so I'm going to make a blog entry about this.
Do you ever find yourself sitting in class, bored, and you decide to take apart your pen and put it back together... several times?
Let me know if you do so I don't feel weird about compulsively doing it, myself.
So, hello everyone. Been kinda busy lately and I just thought I'd catch you guys up to speed on what's been going on.
As some of you may or may not know, I had a birthday on April 8th. As far as birthdays go, it was pretty lame. It was the second last day of class, so in wanting to know what to study for exams, I wasn't able to go home and instead had to stick around during the 8th and the 9th. I played a bit of LEGO Universe, so that was okay, but that was about it... The actual celebrat
