Well, I think it's time to lay my good friend The Funny Messages Content Block to rest. He had a good run. He served as a repository for old messages I put in the Flash banner I used to use before I got lazy. Now, though, I think it's time to remove him for good. The messages he once held will now be displayed in this blog entry, allowed to sink into the obscurity of my blog. They might not have always been funny... or made sense... but they... well, here they are.

• If insects have 6 legs and arachnids have 8, then what the heck are Visorak??
• If life is like a box of chocolates, then death must be a peanut allergy.
• Coconuts kill 150 people a year by falling on their heads. Just be glad they don't migrate!
• When life gives you lemons, it's important to hold out until it gives you sugar and water too or else you'll have really gross tasting lemonade.
• In Soviet Russia, you do not Free the Band, the band frees you.
• When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives Chuck Norris pears, he makes lemonade out of them too.
• Join the Dark Side. You'll save millions on electricity with Force Lightning!
• I wonder who brushes their teeth more: Vezon or Fenrakk?
• *Jedi mind trick* This is not the witty quote you are looking for.
• Is it really necessary for me to see Stormtrooper wearing blue Speedos in LEGO Star Wars II?
• I defeated Emperor Palpatine with the skeleton character in LSWII; so much for Anakin being the Chosen One.
• My computer is virus-free again! Those Inika Zamor really do the trick!
• Comida is the Spanish word for food. Does that explain why there are so many food obsessions in BZP comedies?
• Pridak just flosses with barbed wire, that's all.
• Hahli may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
• Am I the only person who notices the similarities between Mantax and Chuck Norris?
• If the server's name is Linus, I wonder if he knows Charlie Brown...
• When it comes to eggnog, the glass is neither half full nor half empty, it's mine!
• Tonight you will be visited by three SPIRITs... Make sure to stock up on eggnog.
• I got two DS games for Christmas and I lost two of the ones I already had. Can somebody say irony?
• According to cheerleaders, you can never get enough SPIRIT.
• Where does the Recycle Bin go when you delete it?
• Aw man, Greg said that Bionicle probably won't last until 3007. That's it, I've abandoned my plans to live forever!
• If Pridak likes the Pillars of Salt, I wonder how Mantax feels about Pillars of Pepper...
• I think Ehlek might be Canadian, eh?
• If Mata Nui has been asleep for a thousand years, I really hope he isn't a bed wetter...
• Seems to me like the only way to be a success in BIONICLE is to include rap in what you're saying... fo' shizzle.
• "Creeps from the deep's gonna be feeding off the spine" I wonder what that tastes like.
• "You know what I hate? People who quote themselves." -Me
• Well, if Mata Nui's going to die, I hope that he at least put me in his will.
• Hydraxon: I'm not dead. I'm getting better. Nocturn: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
• "Forums are so outdated. I know you wanted to see this." Now he's taunting me.
• If most of the members here are male, then how come the cutesie BBC contest had the most entries?
• I won't make any excuses for why it's been so long since I've updated this; I'm just lazy, plain and simple.
• Anyone who thinks that BIONICLE makes people violent should be stabbed with Tahu's firesword!
• In a few years, when the world's plastic supply is exhausted, LEGO fans are going to look pretty smart.
• Why is it that anyone who spends time with Lhikan turns evil? I sense a conspiracy here.
• If we all did situps every time got a board message, we'd have six packs by the end of the week.
• Never fails. I'm gone for a week and they overhaul BIONICLE.com on me.
• It was worth becoming staff just to see the board when it's offline for everyone else.
• I'd like to put a quote from Deathly Hallows here, but I'd also like not to be mobbed by fans who haven't finished the book yet.
• Do you suppose any of the Makuta wear eye-shadow?
• There's nothing I like more than coming home to 60 reports and to find that I only need to close one topic.
• If I had a nickel for every time we ignored physics in the staff RPG...
• Apparently it's illegal to wear a mask in Denmark. This might explain a few things...
• Did you know that an axon is a microscopic section of a nerve fibre? That's kinda lame.
• Matoro: Oh, false alarm, guys. I just forgot to change the batteries in the Mask of Life. Mata Nui's just fine.
• "Who ate all the pies?!" -Po-Matoran in MNOLG1. We may never know.
• You can't compare apples and Pohatu.
• Turaga Onewa: Stop! Hammer time!
• I wonder if Apple will be teaming up with LEGO to make the Toa iRon?
• Pohatu: Heart of the Visorak? Oh, I thought we were looking for some kind of gas cloud...
• May the bottom of your tree be filled with many colourfully wrapped LEGO sets this holiday season.
• Do you suppose for the next single-element environment that the storyline will take place on an island made entirely out of plasma?
• Takanuva: *waves hand* You don't need to see my identity tablet.
• If Mutran's "blog" is hidden away in his hive, how is he going to get any comments?
• Gali Nuva Mistika: Does this piece of Onua's armour on my back make my butt look big?
• Believe it or not, there is someone out in the world whose name is Terry Dacks.
• Dark Mirror becomes 100 times funnier if you picture Takanuva saying "D'oh!" at the end of every chapter.
• Strange, but true: Greg Farshtey was born just seventeen days before author J.K. Rowling.
• Those boulders in FoF 7 died to... Ah, forget it.
• The real reason Matoran don't love: So they don't get cooties.
• When the Mask of Life goes black, nobody goes back!
• My guidance counsellor doesn't seem to think that hunting for Horcruxes is a viable post-secondary option...
• Join Toa Tuyet's miracle weight loss program! In just 9 short sessions, you can cut your body weight in half!
• "My, Takanuva, what big... everything you have."
• Someone please tell Takanuva what the difference is between a compass and a sundial.
• After the war, Helryx retired to become a Q-tip saleswoman. "Is that enough cotton to clean out your ears?"
• Mata Nui: Oi! One thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!
• Possession by a Makuta making your eyes red? There's a VISINE for that.
• Mata Nui in the Ignika: Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!!!
• The Ta-Matoran are so lucky... Theirs is the only Metru with chimneys for Santa to go down.
• Tuma: The next person who says to me, "it's not a Tuma!" is losing an arm!
• The first rule of Arena Magna is... you do not talk about Arena Magna.
• Matoro's not dead... he's just pining for the fjords!
• I wish Greg would bump off Norik so I could say, "Alas, poor Norik! I knew him well..."
• Tarduk: Vehicles? Where we're going, we don't need vehicles.
• Mantax makes the Pakari look like a Q-Ray Bracelet.
• "Hi, welcome to the BIONICLE News. I'm Onua, and this is Kopaka, my Ko-Anchor."
• So, if the Baterra only target "armed combatants", it's a good thing Nocturn isn't here... because he's got four arms... *awkward silence*
• "BOHROK!!!" That was my Bohrok call. Get it? "Bohrok-Kal!"
• How is the Sets Forum like a retirement home? Everyone complains about their joints.
• The ability to shatter a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force Blasters.
• Oh, I see what you did there: LEG-o. Denmark's making fun of me!
• Either Cryoshell's songs are very metaphorical or English isn't their songwriter's first language.
• Make your next explosion a Cordak Moment.
• So I'm thinking the next planet we visit will be called Carta Magna.
• Should've seen that coming... Mark Baldo is actually bald!
• TAHU is an anagram of UTAH. This explains so much...
• How silly of me. I thought Ba-Matoran were sheep!
• Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but Lupin was one of the best werewolves of all time!