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I Has A Job

And I has had it for almost two months...   It is my belief that being sick significantly diminishes my ability to form witty, wry entries on life, the universe, and random bits. Since I am indeed sick, I shall instead post this entry, which has in fact been lurking half-formed in my head for the last two months or so. The reasons for its neglect may have something to do with the fact that the number of people here who honestly care about the non-nonsensical aspects of my life could be counted

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I Bit The Bullet

...And finally posted my epic.   I may have mentioned it in passing.   It is more or less an adolescent wish-fulfillment fantasy, (And yes, I will become a Toa. But there's a twist! Really!) but hopefully a well written and reasonably engaging one. There was a period when I had a great many MOCs built (Some of which never made it onto the internets) that my imagination ran amok, and I played out lots of imaginary adventures that will eventually work their way into this.   So, go and read. I'm

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Linguistics?

I cannot believe "nother", as in "a whole nother x", is in the dictionary. Also, what is the "chock" in "chock full"? Also-also, English is just generally illogical and we should all speak Latin or Spanish or something else that isn't English.   *dons shades, bursts out of a window, hops into sleek convertible, and drives off with much screeching of tires and loud theme music*

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Arpy Again

I spent the last few days playing counselor to a cabinful of unruly manchildren at a church camp. Most of it was fun, I didn't die of sunburn or big bites, and some of my friends went out too, which was all very well and good. It would have been nice if the boys had sat down and shut up after being asked to do so. You'd think constant repetition to that effect would have some sort of influence...Being more vociferous and less sedate than girls is a trademark of boys, but there's a time and place

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Ideas For #50

A theme requiring you to mix themes from previous BBCCs in a noncontradictory fashion so that the numbers correlating to each theme used add up to 50. Possibly with a minimum of three different themes. Just imagine...Transforming vignettes with functions!   No ball joint/socket connections.   Veeeeehicles!   Microscale stuff.   I personally expect BBCC #50 next month, as coinciding it with BZP's anniversary would make sense in an awesome sort of way.

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Hey, Lego?

PROOFREADING.   From the new catalog.   omgheartyellowjetrax

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Moc Quality Is Not Subjective

I've seen it said here and there that the quality of a MOC is subjective, what's really skilled to one person is crud to another, and it-doesn't-matter-if-you-think-my-MOC-isn't-good-because-it's all-subjective-anyway. This isn't as prevalent as "custom-is-evil-let's-all-build-glorified-toamods" or "10/10 KUTGW!", but I thought I'd address it anyway.   The quality of a MOC is not subjective. The standards by which a good MOC is measured are not variable, inasmuch as the style of the builder is

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To Kill A Mockingbird

Five multiflusions of peramtulution should be suffituous for the expoteraneous recipriverseclusons to make themselves infredulent. However, if the recipriverseclusons are defined as being moribitudinously abstrenual, then 8.2 fluidic corkleliters of deoxypyronookyuhlerfluorocarbonase-based uberpolystyrenediphlochlorobiflavinate should be framblanged into the multiaccelerometric flepton chlortulator to insure optimal gambrinicity.   You should now have a dead mockingbird. Or at the very least, a

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10 Questions

Coming in so late it doesn’t count as jumping on a bandwagon. More like lunging at the bandwagon, missing, and choking on its dust.   [1] Which is more likely, Brave New World or Nineteen Eighty-four? [2] You are in a post-nuclear world overrun by mutant dinosaur clones. What do you do? [3] Based on your answer to question #1, which character would you be? [4] A wizard has turned you into a mudkip. Is this awesome? Y/N [5] My first and middle name combined could be “Jean-Luc” in French?

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That '80s Prank

In case you haven't noticed, the adventures of the last month have dealt with things that were popular largely in the 1980s. So things like Harry Potter, LotR, and Pokemon are not likely candidates for any future staff name changes. Maybe Indiana Jones, but I'm not one to say.   That will be all.   All hail Megatron!   And incidentally, I'm really wishing that Transformers had happened first so I could have changed my name to Wreck-Gar or Grimlock or something.

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Things I Have Noticed Of Late

Item the First: That other peoples’ houses each have unique smells. I fully realized this when sticking my head into the washer we recently got from my friends’ house. I wonder what our place smells like…   Item the Second: That this wheel piece I found makes a 180-degree stud reversal within a very small space, and with a height of one plate between the two sides.   Item the Third: That the Av-Matoran’s juniorization isn’t all bad since it does make them better for juniors. I got my brother S

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Goodbye, General Greivous...

Hellooo, Mobile Command Center! This is one set I almost literally cannot wait to purchase. Dark blue parts? Dark bley cheese graters? Play features out the left nostril? All four Agents and Dr. ‘Disco’ Inferno and Spyclops and Gold Tooth?.   <<<3.     Also, the other night I dreamt that Gorast was awesome and I wanted to buy it and it only cost $10. It was this awesome, mottled green, bogey-like color mixed with a little bley and it had a really cool mask and new parts everywhere. Th

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Everything You Know Is Wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes   I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?" "Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?" "Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck   And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibac

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?

Where have all my ponies gone? Turtles have, like, no hair to brush.

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Sorry :(

I can't be in character now...not when there are ponies to be groomed!

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Ponys Goodthinkful

plusgood bezesoc staffs are ponys good proles bellyfeel bezesoc ponys ungood crimethinkful proles unbellyfeel ponys pretty pony plusgood groomer bellyfeels ponys   Do you?

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Joy!

I just love to brush ponies' manes and tails. They're sooo soft and shiny...   *gushes*   Also, Dorek is wrong.

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Flying Spaghetti Monster

Technically, it’s linguini, but whatevs. 8P And actually, I’m generally anti-Pastafarian, but this was too good a chance to pass up.  

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Bibliotheca Arpyandria

I recently went through the mini-library contained within my closet, and, after clearing out some of the books, decided to post the survivors here so you can see the sort of things I like to read. (Disclaimer: Some of these may not actually reflect my current tastes, since I might have left them on the shelf due to some sort of nostalgic feeling gained from the impact they had on me when I was younger.) It’s an eclectic mix, to say the least. There are Newbery Medals and Honors, cheap ‘80s and ‘

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Interrogate Me!

Seeing as I'm only thirteen comments away from 1000, I thought I'd start a modest drive to reach that fine number with the comments on this entry. So, ask me questions about stuff. Anything, really.   Edit: That was fun. Let's do it again! Only without trying to reach 1000 comments, 'cause then I'd have to delete some.

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