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Where a dude who used to be incredibly active on BZP and BS01 posts thoughts that would only be understood by BZP and BS01

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Makutafest

my audio works... my phone is charged...i bought a day pass at the cafe...i'm all set who else is gonna view it?
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This Is Odd...

i don't know why i just thought of this, but now, i have a sudden inclination to go to a Family Guy convention and play surfin' bird over the loudspeaker. i don't know why.
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Toa Varian, #2

Is there anyone out there who is okay with reviewing my Stasis Toa story? please?   EDIT: i mean i'll send it to you, and you can tell me if there's something i need to fix.
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Toa Varian

i just finished my rough draft. I'm quite pleased with it
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Garak

okay, if you've seen DS9, this won't be funny. at least, i think it won't...   I looked up "Garak" on the Star Trek Wiki. Under "Occupation", it listed different jobs he's had. he're part of the list:   "Spy" "Assasin" "Tailor" "Gardener"     What do the last two have to do with the first two, really?
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Jsmog

why does everyone call me JSMOG? JMSOG isn't a hard name.
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Star Trek Tos And Children

i'm right now watching and the children shall lead. and it's the same with this, and Miri. TOS depicts kids as demented little mob-behavior creepos. wow.
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Yet Another Song Suggestion.

i know i always give song suggestions, and i bet it's driving you nuts. but, i just have to   Never Say Farewell, by Interface.   as a side note, has anyone else noticed that BZP is running slow as karzahni today?
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Possibly A Discovery:

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS ONLY FOR NERDS AND MATH GEEKS, OTHERWISE IT WON'T BE IN THE LEAST BIT INTERESTING         i believe i might have made a mathematical discovery:   averageing works by adding a bunch of numbers, and then dividing the sum by the amount of numbers used. an example:   (2+6)/2=4   now, i found out this:   (1)/1=1.0 (1+2)/2=1.5 (1+2+3)/3=2.0 (1+2+3+4)/4=2.5 (1+2+3+4+5)/5=3.0 (1+2+3+4+5+6)/6=3.5 (1+2+3+4+5+6+7)/7=4.0 (1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8)/8=4.5 (1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9)/9=5.
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Ds9

i'm right now watching my first ever DS9 episode: trials and tribblations. that's it. half an hour in, DS9 is now my favorite series.   EDIT: it was so good i'm watching it again, i love it
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Stupid Spam E-mail.

i just thought of an e-mail i got a couple months ago     boiled down, it said something along the lines of this:       DEAR READER:   It has come to our attention that the bank ows you some money, close to the sum of $1,000,000. Please click this link to collect your money.   Signed: (some name)     one little flaw here:   YO!! MISTER SPAMMER! I WAS ONLY 13!! I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT! I STILL DON'T!   reallly, they should do their resurch, it's almost like they didn't care
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What Are You Watching Right Now?

similar to the "what are you listening to?" topic, but with what you are watching (since some people watch tv while posting)   i'm right now watching "space seed"
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This Was Odd...

yesterday, we stopped at a reststop on our way home. we wanted to go to a subway, but no one was behind the counter. soon, though, someone came in, from the dunkin' donuts next door. still in uniform. we still got subway, but that was still funny.   next, we went to the dunkin' donuts to get a slushee. we saw a guy from SUBWAY behind a counter. now, that is odd, admit it
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Another Thing I Found...

a techno band called Dark Materia made a song called "the picard song", and posted it on the internet somewhere. what's cool is that the only talking is from clips on TNG.   "captain...jean-luc-pi-card of-the uss...ent-er-prise..."   "captain...jean-luc-pi-card of-the uss...ent-er-prise..."
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What Are You Eating Right Now?

this apparently doesn't merit a topic, but a lot of people on BZP eat snacks while they post. so, consider this a topic: what are you eating right now?     me, right now, i'm drinking water
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What The Heck.

alright.i was watching some AFV. there was a commercial...are you ready for this?...i saw a commercial for a weird, lever grip thingy to make turning a doorknob easier.       alright, think about that. people have gotten so lazy that they think TURNING A DOORKNOB is dificult. wow.
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Great Colony 5 Idea

now, i need on opinion with this. if the general agreemen"yes", i'll proobably handle most of it.     now, going to have a colony return home requires a lot of space. one starship, carrying all those colonists? unrealistic.     now, there ARE, however, evacuation ships (or something along those lines) in existance. What if, the Nova-class ship is just the head of a small fleet? what if, we make it like DS9, in the sense where we have a load of characters that aren't main characters, but reacur
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Bionicle And U. P. S.

I just remembered this:   last year, i ordered the Kaxium, Baranus, Thornatus, and Skopio all at once, online. Once i ordered, i waited a few days, then i camped out on the front porch, reading comic books. 3 days later, when they came, i ran accross the yard, letting off war yells, and hugged the UPS guy.   wooooow, that must have been an odd day for him
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Weird Al Live

well, reading the ticket, i don't believe i am aloud to say exactly what i saw, or have legal problems against me.   but, i believe i am aloud to say these things:   1:I have weird al's hair when he was in the 80s, so i punched out the lenses in some sunglasses and made a fake moustache to look like him   2: He made a video during the concert, so there is currently a video somewhere on the internet called "weird al shreds". i saw it, you can't see me, but still...   3: there might be a wei
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