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The Things I've Seen

Just saw Tron Legacy. It was pretty good.   HOWEVER, IN MUCH MORE EXCITING NEWS, I SAW THE NEW OLD SPICE COMMERCIAL EARLY   I FEEL MORE MANLY JUST FROM WATCHING IT   I SAW A MOUNTAIN GOAT TURN INTO A HARP   ALSO I'M GOING TO BE MAKING THE OLD SPICE MAN OR SOMETHING SIMILAR FOR BBC 61   DON'T TRY AND STOP ME   ~U_K~

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The Slobstopper

Does this always happen to you?     Well worry no more! Now there's the slobstopper! (I am not joking, this is a real thing)     Just hook it around your neck, and you'll never have to worry about spilling on your shirt ever again!   Bibs aren't just for babies!   Oh wait, yes they are.   What is the world coming to?   1 week.   ~U_K~

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The Humble Bundle

Wait, wait, wait. Ukay bought games? FOR THE PC?!   Well actually, my brother bought it for $7 while I was at school thinking to talk to my brother about it. It's a great deal for us seeing as how we have never played any of the games, and my computer can actually run most of them.   ~U_K~

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The Highlight Of My Bzp Career

Looks like I'm finally an outstanding member. I did of course, pay for 4/5 points of it (and that was not my intention. The blog is what I really wanted), but what matters is that I actually got 1 point "fairly". I can now say I have successfully contributed to BZP with my front page news story.   feelsgoodman.jpg   ~U_K~

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The Game Of Life

First off, you just lost the game.   Anyway, I play the game of life with a whole bunch of friends at my school, and my brother, and all his friends.   The game is that whenever you say the word "mine" you do 10 push ups, no matter where you are. As long as someone else who is playing the game calls you on it at the same moment you say it, you must do 10 push ups. The only way you can get out of it is if there's an emergency of some sort.   And one more thing. You play it for the rest of your

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The ending to Amazing Spider-man #700

Wow. WOW.   Ladies and gentlemen, that was not a good wow. That was a bad wow. This has to be the most disappointing ending to anything ever. Even worse than Mass effect 3.   If you actually read comics or plan on catching up on spider-man, I will say this only once:   MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW       ~U_K~

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The Dragon

The air is black, The sea poisoned with blood, The dead are many, the king has fled, The shadow of doom comes, The dragon's spirit is as dark as heck,* Its wings are an eclipse, Its maw thick with blood, Its legs throb with power, The horrible lizard sets the sea on fire, The flame brings only bloody destruction.   *obviously substituted for a different word   This is a found poem where we were only allowed to use words from a single scene from "Macbeth".   ~U_K~

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The Countdown

2 weeks left til portal 2 comes out.   Also, everyday I put a blog post in, it will be accompanied by another day.   DEAL WITH IT.   ~U_K~

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The Best Hero Factory Team

RICK CLAW CLAW IS THE WILD CARD WHO IS WILLING TO DO ANYTHING TO GET THE JOB DONE.   JACOB STONE STONE IS THE SMOOTH TALKER WHO GETS ALL THE FEMBOTS.   SIMON GOLD KING IS THE BOT WITH A PLOT.   And then there's Gary the Hider. We don't talk about Gary the Hider.   I might actually get RICK CLAW CLAW.   ~U_K~

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The Best Feeling In The World

I'm cleaning up my room right now (OF MY OWN FREE WILL =O) and it's looking really good. I finally put all my Bionicle sets back together and have them all displayed on the walls. And then I go to throw some birthday and Christmas cards out, and what do I find?   $30.   BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!   I'm curious as to what is in my bedside cabinet, and I open the drawer to find about $400 in it.     ~U_K~

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The Apocalypse sure is boring

Woke up this morning. Ate breakfast. Turned on my laptop, started up steam.   What's this? The power went out? Looks like the world's already ending. Whatever. At least I'm already on steam and can start playing my new game, mirror's edge.   Ukay don't care 'bout no pocalypse.   ~U_K~

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The Adventures Of Mufasa Shepard: Part 2

Decided to go get Jack. Told Kasumi to put on her new outfit I got for her. I couldn't tell if it was because she was defying me or was just jealous of me and Jacob, but she wore something a bit different. Also, according to the symbol on her belt, I think she's an assassino. Her outfit was all mismatched and had different colors. So anyway, I had my whole crew and then we went on Horizon and stuff. Saw Ashley again, yelled at her and left. Then I had to go investigate a collector ship. I was ta

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The Adventures Of Mufasa Shepard

If you haven't seen what Mufasa Shepard looks like yet, just go look in one of my recent entries.   Anyway, my crew and I were on Virmire, but when I got out of my mako, it said Liara and Kaiden were right beside the mako on the map, except they weren't there. This happened every time I got out of the vehicle. I use some biotic powers on some geth and one of them flies towards the mako. He gets up and starts shooting thin air. I ignore it, and continue fighting the other geth. I eventually come

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TF2 Trading

So I traded for the first time in TF2. What is it about these trades that make them seem shiftier than drug deals?   I used some special site that uses bots for the trade though. I really didn't need that strange grenade launcher.   But I definitely needed this.   I also got a refined metal out of it.   It's funny though, the first game I played with it, I got the top score. feelsgoodman.jpg   ~U_K~

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Stick To The Plan

What is this? Another Mass effect entry? Of course it is! As I mentioned in part 2, Mufasa has a plan. This is that plan.   If you can actually understand it then congratulations!     ~U_K~

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Sorry Everybody

I'm not gonna finish my Old Spice moc. I just got the part I needed in the mail today, and there's not nearly enough time.   I will finish it, probably without the horse.   Besides, I saw some great entries and I would not have gotten anywhere in the contest.   ~U_K~

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So I Watched My Little Pony: Fim

I watched the first 3 episodes, just like Bunda recommended. And I really don't see why everybody loves it since I thought it was pretty good. Wait wut? What I meant to say is that isn't very bad. What's happening to me?!? This is a show for girls! I shouldn't be liking it! It's kiddy! Yet somehow I still want to watch the next episode -__-   One thing that I found the stupidest though was that laughing at your fears make them go away. Ya, I can see that working...   Me in Skyrim in a couple of

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So I Was Driving... Wait Wut

I got my L today! Huzzah!   The country road was intense.   Watch out rest of Canada (and Northwest Washington)! Here I come (with a licensed driver)!   Also, I got Duncan Bulk. His torso is awesome but his helmet is only awesome from the side. I hate the look of it from the front.   ~U_K~

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So I Saw Toy Story 3

It was amazing, just like every other pixar films. Another great thing I love about Pixar films is that they have loads of cameos from other movies. See if you can spot the Pizza planet truck in this one. It's easier to find than in other movies.   Also, to quote Invader Zim:   "That horrible monkey!"   Seriously, that monkey creeped me out so much.   ~U_K~

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So I Saw The A-team

Epic movie. Murdock was soooo awesome and hilarious. I love the actor too.   My favorite scene was the part with the 3D glasses.   ~U_K~

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