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Words we often so desperately want to say, but leave unspoken, for one reason or another, for fears rational and irrational, whether it makes sense or not. 

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The Second, Not So Serious, More Light-Hearted Question(s)

After criticism that 'The First Question' was too much like being interrogated, I decided for a lighter, more relaxing approach.     If generation 2 bonkles have shells does that mean they're snails or turtles? If you take them off does that make them... skull skeletons?
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Thought I'd Say This

BZPower really is a great site. You may disagree or laugh at this, but that's my opinion of BZP.   I have several reasons for saying this, but I am too timid to say them and I am not sure if they would be rule-appropriate.
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Small Thing

Every time I go to the BZP front page, it says:   Welcome, You Have 24 Hours. You have 0 new messages.   If it wasn't my name, I'd assume BZP was threatening me.   ---   Anyway, I now have the urge to host a boinilces mafia game subtitled "You Have 24 Hours." Like 'BIONICLE MAFIA: You Have 24 Hours', in which you have 24 hours to perform 'night' and 'day' actions taking a maximum of nine rounds, one extra if nobody has won by round eight and then split into four quarters with two round
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The Seventh Piraka

Back in 2006 when I was ten years old, it wasn't that long ago I had finally got to see Mask of Light. Which is the first bonkle film, about the search for the seventh Toa, Takanuva, Toa of Light and later Shadow but then just Light again. How the Avohkii transformed Takua into Takanuva stuck with me. So when 2006 rolled around and the Mask of Life was a thing the Piraka were searching for, as were the Toa Inika, I did the thing that seemed logical at the time: I thought that one of the Voya Nui
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2015 BIONICLE and BZP

BZPower is likely going to be older than many of the fans of the new incarnation of BIONICLE.   It will have existed for their entire lifetimes. Of course, if they do a search for BIONICLE... won't it get a bit confusing with the old incarnation and the new incarnation?
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Transparent Orange Haus

I HAVE A TRANSPARENT ORANGE HAU. It's so transparent. And orange. Trans-orange. It actually looks pretty decent on Tahu, although the transparency and being able to see the 'head' through the mask is kind of awkward which makes me worried for the gold/transparent blends coming this summer.   Also an extra skull spider so that's cool too.   and also LoSS but he's nothing special. Nice of LEGO to make his acronym 'LOSS' as a warning.
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A Heap of Dead Things

Behold, a pile of dead things that chatter incessantly despite being dead!   WE... ARE.. THE CHATTERING CORPSE HEAP!
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Vakama Appreciation Klub

After the last entry, I think it's about time we formed a Vakama Appreciation Klub (VAKama), to appreciate the coolness that is Turaga Vakama. So, without further explanation or exposition... or explosanation...     We will also be campaigning to get him a role in BIONICLE 2015 if he does not already have a role. We will also be his support group when he gets anxious and yells "I'M NOT A REAL TOA/TURAGA".   Now, who wants to join the VAKAMA APPRECIATION KLUB (VAKama)?
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BZPower

Who made Hapori Tohu... whatever... it is? What even is the position it holds? Does it see what we are all doing?   Is it our monarch? Our leader? Our symbol? Our vestige of G1 Bionicle?   Speaking of which, I now suggest we elect a King or Queen assuming Hapori Tohu isn't already in that position.
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The Six Skull Showdown

Out of all the 'Skull' sets, which one would win in a fight? ('Skull' Sets: LoSS (IT HAS SKULL IN THE NAME), Skull Grinder, Skull Slicer, Skull Warrior, Skull Basher, Skull Scorpio)
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Sincere Question

What does the Skull Scorpio's stinger tail actually do? Does it inject venom? Does it snap you in half? Does it grab you and throw you 30 feet into the air? Does it warp reality? Does it just want a friend?
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An Idea

So, BZPower used to have a Featured Member feature, that would appear on the front page.   Now, I believe it was a different person every day. In pre-2011 BZP, that was more than possible. Lots of active people, at least a couple of thousand. I think.   Now, BZPower is much less often. But that doesn't mean it can't be brought back. But, of course, it could do with some refinement. And for something as big as being featured, it should require something. Like a contribution - or five, to BZPower'
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BZPower's Bota Magna: Ask Anything

I think at this point I've hinted enough that I do plan to one day host a BZPower's Bota Magna as a sort of sequel-but-also-not-really-sequel to BZPower's Bara Magna. So now I'd like to ask you to ask anything you can come up with.   Did you know: There are biomechanical dinosaurs on Bota Magna? Bota Magna is home to the vast majority of the Earth Tribe, including the Element Lord of Earth? There is an Ancient Fortress, the origins of which unknown? The Red Stars in the skies can tell the f
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A Suggestion

We should ask LEGO to make the entirety of BONKLE 2016 clown themed. We can already change the name to 'HONKLE', fitting the clown theme. No, wait. THE ENTIRETY OF 2016.   Along with this, we can bring back Hero Factory as 'Clown Factory'.   Then we can extend Legends of Chima as 'Legends of Clowns'.   Ninjago can become 'Clowngo', the masters of Clownjitzu.   Roboriders can come back as 'Roboclowns' too, and Slizers... Slizers will simply become 'Clowns'.   Galidor can come back unchanged. Al
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The Questions

What's the best CCBS set? What's the worst CCBS set? What G1 set displayed the best use of the old BIONICLE system? What G1 set displayed the old BIONICLE system at its worst? Transparent Orange Hau: good or bad? What enemies do you hope the Toa face in 2016? You are tasked with destroying the BIONICLE generation 1 universe in order to make way for generation 2. How do you do this? A volcano on Okoto erupts, covering the half of the island in ash. How does the island change? Ok
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G2 Story Prediction

Ekimu will die at the end of the year to defeat Umarak, leaving the masks of Creation and Control out in the open. Then, out of nowhere, Makuta reveals himself and grabs bot masks, ending the year on a cliffhanger.   Then, in 2017, to combat Makuta; who has Ultimate Power over all including all the elements, creation, and control; the Toa have to become their elements in order to have even a small hope of defeating Makuta. So, as they once became Uniters from Masters, they become the Embodiment
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SUDDEN QUIZ

1. What is absolutely "Magnificent!" according to Mata Nui? 2. Is Krekka Blue or Red? 3. What were Thulox' and Morak's role in the 2007 story? 4. How did Onua save Lewa from Skull Spiders in the animations? 5. When Vezon appeared in 'The Kingdom' alternate universe, who did he kill? 6. When did Brutaka stop being a character and more of a tool? 7. How many Makuta died in 2008, including the ones that survived and later died in 2010? 8. What explosive fruits grow on Mata Nui, Bara Magna, and Oko
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CCBStar Wars

Wow, those Star Wars figures are tall.   And the larger ones are really well designed.   Skull Scorpio's designer, how do you defend yourself?   Maybe it's just me but after seeing some of the better SW figures (pretty much every set that isn't Luke), I'm thinking that the BIONICLE set designers need to step up their game. Tahu looks gappy and awkward by comparison and IMO Tahu was one of the better bonkle sets of the first wave.
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