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<has A Feeling>

So, after EW gor the Bloggie o' da Weak, posted for the 1,700th time and earned his Avohkii spinny, he is bored. :/   Please help make EW happy.   ~EW~

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Because Ofa Certain Banner I Won...

Okay, so there is this thing called Blog of the Week. I won it this week. Big whoop.   Truthfully, I really cannot say much more. What made me win it? My Star Wars fandom? Was it my essays? Maybe my picking on Omi? Anyone could have a blog every bit as wholesome as I am proud mine is, and I hope the aforementioned criteria were not used as the main purpose of my winning the award.   What really makes a great blog is not the content, but the heart. Both of the maker and of the blog itself.  

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Come Hither, Mine Child...

Thanks to Gakurak, I am now addicted to a dance remix on what the internet is not.   The internet is not-- The internet is not a big truck. The internet is not something you just dump something on. The internet is a series of tubes!...   Sooo addicting... So I give a big (sarcastic) thanks to Gaku for sharing this with me, even though it seems to have taken over my life here.     I have almost beaten SW: Battlefront II. The Hoth battle. Fun stuff. Shooting heavy lasers at a bunch of R

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" For The Chancellor!"

EW knows he has a blog and needs to update it accordingly.   ...   Oh! You were expecting more?     I have been playing Battlefront II for the past two days. Really enjoying it. I've been toying with the instant action games and the conquest thing, as I am stuck at the Knightfall mission in story mode. Darn Temple Guards and their unlimited respawns. Stupid four bookcases. Bloody Jedi and their lightsabers.   CTF is fairly fun, if not a little short. I love the times when the Imps will say "

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Who Is Ew?

Yes, this is part of my Respectism project. Like others have done before, this part of the project is going to remain rather ambiguous until it is done.   This time, I want you, the member to say exactly who EW is in your opinion. All who know/know of EW are encouraged strongly to post their opinions about EW.   And yes, EW is indeed talking about himself in third-person.   ~EW~

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Extra! Extra! Don't Read All About It!

Well, I think several of us can be all happy and welcome Necro back to BZP after I helped him get unbanned, though I really only cleared the way for him to talk with Black Six. But I am not here to elaborate on my part, but to give Neccy a warm welcome back. :-D   On other news, I recently bought Star Wars: Battlefront II. It should be here is a few days. $21-ish for a brand new copy on Amazon. Given that the others were simply too much or too incomplete, I think I made a good buy.   Came bac

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Coastal Trip

On Saturday, my Boy Scout troop will be going to sleep in yurts at the coast. Whee!   It has been raining for several days here, and yesterday and today were the first clearly dry days we have had. Some places are still without power. Ah, well. I am fine, though.   Umm, that's about it.   Oh, I do have a seal of approval now!     If you see this, it means EW approves (duh!). It was inspired by my goals of efficient simplicity and rusticity, thus the brownish colors. I would have added w

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Secret: <psssst Psst>

Here is a little known fact about EW:   EW is a baker.   Yes, I am a baker, as in get duty with flower and salt baker. No, not commercially, but rather through the fact that I feel drawn to the dough. It brings me joy to see that the bucketfull of ingredients I held in my hands became a workable boulder of dough, then in turn was baked in sweltering heat, eventually becoming a masterpiece of edible art which others savour, enjoying every crumb of its being and in turn reflecting the joy of a

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That Warm Fuzzy Feeling... :d

So, I looked at the members list in organization of profile views, and it seems like I am ranked at No. 7! I feel loved... :blush:   On another note, I have a plan now to get braces on me by Febuary. Yay and such, I guess...   EDIT: I am aware that there were two typos of great defference and they have now been fixed.   ~EW~

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Dams: The Solid Block

Well, two entries in the same day. Hm. Ah, well.   The essay presented here is a conservationalism essay concerning the issue of dams and their impact on nature (or something of the sort).       Dams: The Solid Block   Out of the blue, a dozen or so salmon emerge out of the salty sea. The species is not important; for this happens to all salmon. The migration of the salmon sends them from the sea back to the rivers where they were born. But this trip is not like other salmon had taken in

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Blogishnessinging Helpingishness Neededishnessing

Recently I have been lacking in blog stuff... I guess it is all just the same old stuff or just too dark to post (I do not like spreading worries with others who have enough already, and neither do I feel great when I say the same thing over and over). So, I have decided to post this...   I have been considering making a few things. But I need your help now that I cannot decide just what to do. The choices are as follows:     1. A blogishness epic of Darth Tedious, meant as an interloper in th

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Close If Dupe

I want to give an important announcement!     I am a noob.   And you are too for reading this.   ~EW~

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Update On Life: Mark Ii

Dad- Friday night he snapped. I mean, not phisicaly snapped, but mentaly. He neraly broke a mirror, tore a wall down, destroyed several vases and such. On a tyrade, so to speak. So, of course, I yearned for some sort of combat (as I am known as a troll of a sort). So, in order to avert from a fight that and in his underwearwould likely end with a lot of red, I was forced to fut my staff away. Dad went all over outside, bearfoot and in his undies, so it was rather chilly for him. But we know that

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A Couple Updates...

Yeah, been a little since I updated my bloggy-loggy... Meh. Life known not the rules of Respectism.   Essays- I guess I should explain why my essays are not here yet. The conservationalism essay, Dams: The Solid Block, is in fact finished, but the thing is that it is already in paper and there is no file in either computer to transfer and/or use. So, that would mean that I need to copy it, but my momk is the only one who can do it effectively (she was once the fastest typist in all of Mexico, b

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Ew For President!

[center][url="http://www.bzpower.com/forum/index.php?automodule=blog&blogid=398&showentry=21855#comments"][IMG=http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa296/dcavalchini/President.jpg][/url][/center] Do you want to make the right decision in this season of voting? Well, then, vote EW/Adv! This great team features great buisness ethics and introspective by EW, and simple R2-D2-ishness and overall fun from Adv, a unique combination for the correct ballot! So what are you waiting for!? Plac

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Want An Omi?

What is six feet tall, brazen headed and blows up?   Why, a six foot tall inflatable Omi, of course!   Imagine, being proud as you stand dwarfed next to this marvelous contraption, made by EW Inc.! To look up and see the beautiful facial expression, so dignified with that smirk and the ornate blunderbuss hoisted at its shoulder, that is life. When there is a holiday tint in the air, forget your Santa blowup and fetch this worderful contraption that includes a self inflating ego! His handsome a

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Ew Glossary Of Wierd Teminology

Beware! Strangness and differenciation lies ahead! Tread forward at your own risk! Greetings; This is a blog entry that contains definitions and such of words that I use in my conversations here in BZP. Some defins are unorthodox and you may think of them as complete lies or opinions, but according to the EW School of Logic they are perfectly rational. In no particular order... And that is all for tonight. ~EW~

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More Shtuff... *come On, Applauds!*

So, yesterday I noticed that my lappie also has that newfangled voice recognition program where I can dictite to it by voice and it will respend. It still needs training, but it can prove useful. It will normally confuse words like "noob" to "move", though...   On another note, uh... there is nothing else to say... OH, WAIT!   I bought the From Yesterday music vid from iTunes and am the happy owner of a fabulous vid with a band, a Chinese Emperor, 1,000 guards and a swordfight. So, to me, the

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Shiny...

Well, today I was sitting by the window and suddenly our watchdog started barking and a big, boxy brown truck came rumbling up the driveway. I snapped out of my trance, slipped some flip-frops on and raced down to greet the truck. Upon returning to the house, I was carrying a good sized box and a smile. I soon opened the box and much to my surprise I found an Omi in the bo--   Wait, that was a dream!..   Anyways, sorry... *guilty face of daydreaming* I oppened it up and found an obsidian colo

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News, A Rant And A Dream Of Strangeness

Okay, for those who are unhappy with the present time disabling of the PMing system, I have a golden piece of advice for you:   Get Premier!   For win, it is the best way to show your appreciation of BZP and a way to get your precious PMing back just for you. Now, puh-leese stop complaining! *whiiiine*     Now... what else to say... Oh, yeah! A couple days ago I had the strangest dream. I (you will never belive this) dreamt that Omi (yes, Omi) somehow had his car disabled here in Southern Ore

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Ready... Fire!

Today Drew and I had an indoors Airsoft war. He had a decent blowback spring Glock pistol, I had a semi-automatic electric pistol that could just cream him. Which I did do. Whenever I could, my gun went *WHAPapapapapap!* and his went *pop*.   It was fun!   ~EW~

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Delays...

Well, I got a mouse now, but no laptop. :-| It has been delayed until Monday by the delivery. But at least I still have something to look forward to in life!   Tomorrow might be more exiting as we will recieve company during the afternoon.   ~EW~

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Todays' Doings Of "adventure"

Well, not much to say about today, really.   Mom and I took a trip to nearby Roseburg for a meal at the recently opened Shari's and to go get clotheshangers at Wally*Mart. After that misadventure (and an hour at the store...) we went to Staples where I -almost- got a new mouse for the laptop that will arrive TOMORROW!!!   She will get it when shwe comes home from her work tomorrow. Ahm, well.   Really, I lead a very routine life. Everything is the same; nothing is how I like it.   ~EW~

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New News (for Once!)

As a friend of a friend would say: "I'M SO STINKIN' EXITED!"   LOL, okay. Just what can I, a rather humble and meek individual *cough* be exited about? (Besides a new debate about my favourite subject.) Well, nothing less than finaly getting my latop! *squealySQUEEEALL!!!*   Linky *squeal!* Twinky!!!   As seen, it has an impressive amount of memory (sadly, five times more than my family PC...) and pretty good graphics for those games I want to play (after buying them...). Moreover, it has all

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