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EẈ's Ideas For A Better BẒṖ

I would like to make several propositions for BZP, and wish to know how you, the people, would respond to this kind of change.       First of all, I would have that all forum staff below the rank of Global Moderator give free muffins and snickerdoodle cookies, freshly baked by Tufi, to all members. This would increase the morale of the members and make the staff seem more like smile-brandishing buddies than ruler-wielding curmudgeons. I think this would be great for the community, mainly by mak

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EẈ Public Service Announcement

My false ego was not actually false. I just tried to mask it with a smile to make myself look good. Naturally, I fell on my face several times and pretty much blew my chances of a dream come true, which I don't think I deserve now after all.   So yeah, just a delayed announcement from ye olde EW. And if you see me acting all big and stuff, please don't hesitate to point out that I really am just a folly and slap me in the face. I don't like being a pretender anymore, and have honestly grown to

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EẈ Explores Culinary Exploits With His Mother

My mother has the most amusing experiences at restaurants. She once ordered the soup and salad combo and had a potato chowder and a sesame salad. The soup was good, but when she looked at the salad, there were no sesame seeds in sight and it was sprinkled with bleu cheese, which she hates. She had it replaced with a tossed greens salad after a fiasco with the waitress.     My dad was a 'hospitality consultant' and an executive chef, even having his own restaurant for a time. He specialized in

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Ahhh, Bloggies

Kahu did not actually do anything as of late, but it took two people to replace him? o.O Imagine how sedentary these nubs will be!   Actually, since when have the bloggies ever done anything to begin with? I mean, take Val for an example. He seems to just sit there and looks pretty. Kame's a bouncer cuz he just stands there. DV apparently does something, but I have yet to figure out just what. Shine is awesome. Kohaku responded to a report and keeps tabs on Necro's blog, so I know he is active

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Attack Attack And Facts

Fact: EW <3's music.   Fact: EW likes many kinds of music.   Facts: Classical music makes EW go :') Soft rock makes EW go :-D Trance music makes EW go <=D Fact: These are non-negotiable reactions. The following, however, can vary: Metal music makes EW go o.O through O.o Hardcore music makes EW go o_O through < Mixing hardcore with trance makes EW go O_O through =D   Fact: Seriously. Attack Attack! is good enough for even EW to like it, despite the musical softnes

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Namez

I notice people are more apt to spell my name correctly when I go by my feminine alias. Maybe I should stay Empress? Nah, people would still make the same mistake of separating the two words. "Empress Whenua" or "Emperor Whenua" (heaven forbid 'Emporer Whenua") are so common, it'd just make me feel even more silly...     Yeah, just be typing to myself. =P   ~EW~

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Six Billion Voices

This is something that always makes me wonder in awe.   I've stood silently, taking in my surroundings, enjoying every minute of it. But somewhere, someone is going to work, someone comes home, someone dies, someone is born, and someone wakes to a new day. Every second, a bird chirps, a branch falls, a shark feeds, and seas of grass swirl in the wind. The simple prospect that while we stand silently six billion voices and untold sounds of nature speak their chorus of life is simply amazing.  

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Four Basic Personality Types

Guy one: "The glass is half full!"   Guy two: "The glass is half empty..."   Guy three: "The glass is half full! Wait... No, it's half empty... No, wait, it's... It's... What was the question again?"   Guy four: "Hey, I ordered a cheeseburger!"   ~EW~

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Brickfest Bunny Bash

Sunday, March 29th.   Two friends of mine, named Caleb and Drew (along with Caleb's dad, the so-called 'responsible adult'), departed at eight in the morning from Roseburg north to Portland. We arrived at the Portland Convention Center at around 11 AM, and in another thirty minutes we were done parking and in line to get our tickets. Over this period, I was texting back and forth with Nukaya, with whom I had talked about meeting at El Fest for a while, finalizing the arrangements. Finally, we h

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Sunday

Is the day I go to Portland. To Brickfest.     So, uh, seeya there?     And I'm getting over my cold, so I'll [hopefully] be healthy when I go. If not... Who wants an EW souvenir?   ~EW~

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It's Funny...

I, for a moment, talk with Kohila about being ill, and the next day, we're both sick.   And the next day, we're worse.   Not cool, man; not cool.   ~EW~

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Fall S W R P G Preface Epic Preview 2nd Iteration

294 ABY Ilum **** The caverns of Ilum. Hidden under the white mountains, once a haven for Jedi seeking solace or precious gems for their lightsabers, had been a desolate and hidden sanctuary for decades. The temple had been the site of a hundred murders and a vortex of dark side energies, while the caves were sealed off for reasons unknown. Usually, a single Jedi would stand watch over the semisacred region, keeping the gates shut and the temple sealed, but he was nowhere to be se

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Ew's #1 Profile Comment Rule

Ever leave a comment in someone's profile, and then you wait for them to respond with a comment in your profile?   And you wait...   And you wait...   ...   Finally, you discover that they did indeed respond to your comment.   On their page.       THIS IS NOT HOW COMMENT CONVERSATIONS WORK, PEOPLE!   ~EW~

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Blog Is Alive, Too

Prolly will redecorate the blog soon. Any ideas on what I can do to improve it?   Or how about the entries? I feel like I've fallen into the bland and typical blog spectrum, havong lost the luster that I feel made this blog a great blog about a year ago. Could be me under the weather, but whatever the case may be, I wanna fix it.   ~EW~

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Advertisement Lies

I tried a memory foam pillow, but it did not work. I'm going to take it back to the store for a refund. ...If I can remember what the store is.   Haha, pun.   ~EW~

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Adventures Of A Boring Guy In The World As He Knows It

So, we ordered my sleeper sofa a week or so ago, and I've been sleeping better than ever now. Seriously, it's so comfy with the doubled-over formfitting foam mattress on the spring matress, enveloped in silky sheets and capped with a flannel goosedown comforter. And now I have my own little place to read! An actual place for me to sit in my room! Nothing will replace the decades-old LaZBoy at the wide window as my fav reading spot, though. <3   Also, I installed wood floors in the hallway

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