EẈ's Ideas For A Better BẒṖ
Entry posted by EmperorWhenua
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I would like to make several propositions for BZP, and wish to know how you, the people, would respond to this kind of change.
First of all, I would have that all forum staff below the rank of Global Moderator give free muffins and snickerdoodle cookies, freshly baked by Tufi, to all members. This would increase the morale of the members and make the staff seem more like smile-brandishing buddies than ruler-wielding curmudgeons. I think this would be great for the community, mainly by making the staff more approachable and the members too hyper to care.
Secondly, the proto bar should be replaced with a brownie bar. The larger your bar, the larger the brownie you get every day. The Blog staff would solely be the ones responsible for the handing out of the brownies, because blogs and brownies both start with the letter 'b'.
I would also have being a (p)OBZPC a paid job, because, y'know, we get all this mockery because of our color and our minority status and it's hard to deal with it all. Monetary compensation would only seem fair.
Do away with Comedies, and instead have Audio Comedies, where members leave voice recordings of skits and such for others to hear. This would solve the problem of not being able to read the self-professed comedy, and instead have trouble understanding the kid's squeaky voice through his/her nervous attitude of being broadcast on the Internet. And we could throw a steaming audio comedy channel in there, too, just for making more work for the Comedies staff. On that note, I do know that the Comedies staff would be very burdened by all this responsibility, but I'm sure Smeag and Niki can handle the copious load of handing cookies, muffins and listening to every single comedy to make sure there are no profanities or potty humor therein.
It is to be made mandatory that any US citizen on BZP who is the age of 18 and above is to write 'Hapori Tohu' in as a candidate for any and all elections of pubic office.
Administrators, of both site and forum species, are to be eye-searing yellow.
Ninjo's account should be taken over by the Aflack duck. I mean, who would not want a multitasking duck-o-terror as an administrator?
Finally, I think that all the BZP staff should make a band. Yes, a band. They can record music and make Bionicle music videos, and fund the site by touring the world. Sure, less time for doing their already-pressing chores and living their own lives, but hey, that's a small price to pay for woldwide fame and awesomeness.
So, what do you think?
~EW~
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