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Attention, People!

There is no such thing as an ATM machine or ISBN numbers.   That is all.   ©1984-2008 Toaraga EAM

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Categorizing People

People will always fit into at least one of five categories: Family Friend Acquaintance Enemy Stranger ©1984-2008 Toaraga EAM

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Weapons For Sale

I have weapons for sale. Everything from sticks to rocket launchers. Name your price; let's make a deal.

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Mata Nui!

(Credit to Zeddy for cropping, etc. the first image and LEGO for both.)   ©1984-2009 Toaraga EAM

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I Killed The Internet

Yep, it's true. I single-handedly took on the behemoth known as "The Internet" and soundly slew it with a flurry of motions known as "smooth move, Sparky."     Well, obviously not. But I'm having difficulties with my computer's connection, so the Internet is dead to me... currently.   ©1984-2009 Toaraga EAM

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I Am Employed

I start a new job at Toys 'R Us tomorrow night. The things that go in will go through me.*   *Figure it out, win a cookie.   ©1984-2008 Toaraga EAM

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Livening Up Your Lives

Why you hate us so?   Ponies are hurting no one... except Apocalypse Pony, who are hurting everyone they see.   Also, cowboys are awesome; I wanna be one when I grow up.

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Gratuitous Stars Pun

Brickshelf is being a pain, so uploading to the same site the ones I took afterward is a bit challenging.     ©1984-2009 Toaraga EAM

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In Soviet Russia...

Dead rat smells you.   Eeeewww, it smells so bad too... the rat, not me.   ©1984-2008 Toaraga EAM

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Georgia Maine

GAME!   EDIT: You lost the USA, but thanks for playing.   ©1984-2008 Toaraga EAM

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Free B Z Power Brick

Remember these? In case you didn't know or forgot, those were some specially-engraved LEGO bricks that Binkmeister had and sold back in 2007.   Well, I was able to purchase two spare ones back then, and that is what I will be giving away tomorrow. (Believe it or not, those were purchased to give away in some way at some point, but have since been setting and waiting for such a time as this.) Remember you must identify yourself as a BZPower member.   I shall attempt to be at NorthPark Center

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10 Years!

There was even a Beatles-themed episode once.   ©1984-2009 Toaraga EAM

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It Was Foretold

Things Are About To Change It's That Time Again! Weather You Like It Or Not Thanks For The Memories I'll Miss You Most Of All, Scarecrow   If you see the connection, good for you. If not, I didn't exactly make it super obvious or anything.   ©1984-2009 Toaraga EAM

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Staff Page Update

Take a look and see who's changed... and who's still the same. While you're at it, don't forget to figure out who's missing, where's Waldo, and do you know the way to San Jose?   ©1984-2008 Toaraga EAM

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The Star-spangled Banner

...Has two verses.   For those who don't know what that is, it's the national anthem of the United States.   (I so meant to post this yesterday.)   ©1984-2008 Toaraga EAM

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American Idol...

...As chosen by a British judge.   Irony much?   No, I'm not a fan of the show, just noting the irony.   ©1984-2008 Toaraga EAM

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Three Weeks Later...

I haven't had Dr. Pepper in 3 weeks.   If you know me well enough, that actually says something.   ©1984-2008 Toaraga EAM

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Office 2007

...is a terrible crime against computer users of all ages. Leave it to Microsoft to take the simple and make it complex, thus defeating the primary purpose of computers.   I hate every piece of software that I have used in that suite. Word 2007's problem is command placement; it doesn't help if one doesn't know what category something is under or that I have to click/right-click on the circle in the upper left to access certain commands, considering it wasn't that way before. PowerPoint 2007

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Good News, Everybody!

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to--   No wait, that's not right.   The Giants won the Super Bowl!!   Okay, so this is not just about their victory; it's about my victory. I'm now curse-free after eight years of picking and rooting for the wrong team to win the Super Bowl. That's right; I chose the losing team for eight miserably annoying years. Mind you, I don't usually watch football, but the Super Bowl is something else-- advertisement... but that's not importan

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Where's Waldoaraga?

<-- That's where I'm going.   If you can't figure out the clues, I'll put the real flag before the end of the contest, if I don't forget.   ©1984-2010 Toaraga EAM

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How To Wax Philosophically

Are you making the car shinier or the surroundings duller?   -OR-   Are you putting wax on the car, or you putting the car under the wax?   ©1984-2009 Toaraga EAM

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