For several weeks now, a classmate of mine has said several odd things. One of them is: "Oh, Darnicles!"
What the heck's a darnicle? A barnicle that sais "darn"?
Please help me out.
As you may have read recently (see entry "I hope he Lives"), my lizard, Spikey, was stuck under an oven. My mom took him out of his terrarium and put him on the floor. It took him all of two seconds to find the warmest place in the kitchen. Long story short, my dad was able to slide one of my old toys under the oven. Spikey bit the toy and hung on for his life. My dad was then able to pull him out.
We were all pretty happy that Spikey was alive (especially my dog Zeus, who shares a special con
This entry is devoted to Chinchilla rights!
Chinchillas should:
1. Have the right to vote.
2. To hold Funerals.
3. Eat at Restraunts.
4. Get hired.
5. Have weddings.
6. Own property.
7. Have fair trials.
8. Have notification if their homes are to be bulldozed.
9. Run for office (governor, mayor, pres, etc.).
10. Have the right to choose between public educations or home education.
11. Be recognized in school texbooks and otherwise as official citizens of the U.S or otherwise.
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This just in, Destroyer O' Dalek is not a nice person.
Take that, Dalek.
NOTE: To all who think that I'm starting a war against Dalek, they are wrong. This entry is simply a joke. No hard feelings, Dalek.
NOTE: This can be a war if Dalek really wants to make it one.
Hey! Maybe it's time to adopt a sea creature that actually does something!
Look! The Guard Octopus actually pokes stuff with his spear!
ADOPT ONE TODAY!
Name of Octopus:
Owner:
What will s/he be guarding:
Age:
Anyone to adopt will get 300 NPBs to help them get their new Octo-family up and running.
Adopt as many as you wish.
Why are we here?
Where did we come from?
Where are we going?
Where are the mole-people?
How big is space?
Why does a cow say "moo"?
Why am I asking these questions?
Why do I expect you to know the answers?
If a tree falls in the forest, and it gets sucked into a Vortex and spat out 3.677,000,000 miles away, does it hit someone in the head?
Why are Daleks so cool?
Why are ducks so cool?
What day is the first day of the last day of the first to last week of the month of which I think is
Whoever may answer the following riddles wins a content block!
1. What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the evening? Why?
2. In the desert, there was found a naked body, a heap of clothes, several bags of sand, 3 straws of different sizes, and an enormous trail wich begins and ends abrubtly. What happened?
3. There was a thunderstorm that had just ended. Two wet men wearing jackets run up to the police, and start screaming about a dead body in a house. The police
Not 13th, the 20th. That's right, for the first time ever, I present to you:
NP'S 20 QUESTIONS!
You know how 20 Questions is played. I'm thinking of something. Go.
Well, I was watching a Volcano documentary in Geography today, and they said a rather interesting word. "Volcanology".
Then it hit me.
You can add the suffix 'ology' to almost any word! I call it: "Ologyology".
Waterology.
Stapleology.
Doctor Whoology.
Palindromeology.
Potatology.
Comicology.
UFOology.
BZPology.
Norikology.
Well, I'm leaving for Boston today. Just think, in a few hours I'll be crammed in a car with my dad and my lizard for 5 hours. Yay?
As you may have guessed, I probably will not have much computer access, and then in a bout a month, I'll have none. So naturally, I placed Tums in charge of Klinkerpoop while I'm gone. Tell me, have I doomed us all?
So I think I'm changing my name to Norik's Albatross. What say thee?
Also, I got sick from Halloween. Puked yesterday. Stayed home today. Will post pic of costume. Eventualy.
Crud. Jut got back from having my braces put in. They're really fun to slide your tongue over..... But they really hurt. They're all sore and stuff. Ungh. Having braces put in is terrible, just terrible.
1. They put pumice in your mouth (yes, the stuff that shoots from volcanoes and buried Pompeii).
2. They slide these weird things in the sides of your mouth.
3. They insert this complicated tubing system over your tongue to suck out saliva.
4. It takes forever.
5. The glue sometimes fa
Hello various members of BZPower.
This Blog has been compromised by the government of the United States of America.
Also, the government is in no way affiliated with Norik's Prophecy.
This Blog Entry has been edited by Mr. Bush: Apr 16 2007, 03:39 PM
Today's Word of the Day is: ECTOPLASM
Remember, the Word of the Day must be used completely out of context, and the sentence where it is used must be totally random. Example:
GOOD
Dude, your ectoplasm ate my sandwich.
BAD
That ghost is made out of an ectoplasmic substance.
Okay, that's the word of the day. Now you need to know: the Word of the Day ends at 6:00 PM Eastern time, where it is replaced by tomorrow's word. I'll let you guys make it up. But on weekdays, it's made up by me, an
That's right! I have now created the official Bank of NP.
Content Blocks can be bought with Norik money. You gain Norik money by winning contests. Here is the first contest.
A quotes competition.
"I ___ dead people." [The Sixth Sense[/i]
"The name's ____. James ____." [Dr. No[/i]
"I've got a feeling we're not in ______ anymore." [The Wizard of Oz[/i]
"May the _____ be with you." Star Wars
"I'll be ____." Terminator
"One _______ I shot an ________ in my _______. How
