Okay, so that's twice now that I've promised that I'd change my name... and haven't. So I'm officially changing it to Norik's Main Dude.
Feel free to keep calling me NP.
They have taken my signature to a far away land of pure evil! There, my signature will burn like an ice-cream sundae in a firey storm of potato salad.
You heard me.
Where has my signature really gone, you ask? Nobody knows for sure, but scientists believe it to be some sort of.... Alternate reality. In said reality, time doesn't matter. By Tuesday it will be Thursday, by Wednesday it will be August, and by Thursday it will be the end of time as we know it.
For that universe. Don't worry
For several weeks now, a classmate of mine has said several odd things. One of them is: "Oh, Darnicles!"
What the heck's a darnicle? A barnicle that sais "darn"?
Please help me out.
Today is the day where my life sucks again. Yup. School. Vacation has ended, and, in fifteen minutes, I will be carted off to the prison of which there is no escape.... Unless you call in sick.
But I can't call in sick, for I can't really miss any more school (I've called in sick quite a few times), so for now I'm trapped.... In fiteen minutes.
My dad read somewhere that it's going to snow tomorrow. Well, that sucks, 'cause it's April. But it's also good news, as any amount of snow could mean
Crud. Jut got back from having my braces put in. They're really fun to slide your tongue over..... But they really hurt. They're all sore and stuff. Ungh. Having braces put in is terrible, just terrible.
1. They put pumice in your mouth (yes, the stuff that shoots from volcanoes and buried Pompeii).
2. They slide these weird things in the sides of your mouth.
3. They insert this complicated tubing system over your tongue to suck out saliva.
4. It takes forever.
5. The glue sometimes fa
After recently purchasing Nocturn (in Boston), I took several photos. I will now post them here for your enjoyment....
Nocturn.
Meet the Barakii...
DON'T HIT ME!
That was easy.
Feeling sad...
...Feeling slightly better...
...Feeling awesome.
Glow in the Dark!
Who's that?
Let's shed some light...
What now?
Oh.
Hello, Avak.
Whuh...?
GRAH!
Hm?
*gunshot*
Sad again.
Happier...
Reminded of previous happiness.
"Are you Nocturn?"
HOORAH!
ODE TO A MUFFIN
Oh, muffin.
How thou art the epitome of deliciousness.
With thine gently burnt crust pressed against
The soft interior of thine form.
I hold thou in mine hand,
Tenderly clutching thine bottom wrapping,
With gentle movement I unwrap thee,
And take a bite.
A man steps up to me and shouts;
"WHAT THE @#%$ HAVE YOU DONE?!"
Bewildered I stare.
A crumb tumbles from my mouth.
"MURDERER!" shouts the man,
"THOU HATH MURDERED A SWEET MUFFIN!"
"Of course, you jest, kin
Yup. Very boring. I just had a language test, didn't do so bad (I think). Now it's lunch. Yay, lunch. Lunchy-lunch Mclunch. Then, of course, I have history. Then Geography. We're studying Earthquakes .
Boooo.
Well, at least it's a short day today, and we get out and 12:30.
Title: Knocked Up
Rated: PG13 - R
Summary: Uh, not on BZPower.
NP's Review: 4.1 = Pretty funny, I must say.
Title: Ocean's 13
Rated: PG13
Summary: Revenge leads to trouble leads to gambling leads to a heist.
NP's Review: 4.3 = Better than 12, but can't beat 11.
2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days, 2 more days.......
2 more days, 2 more days.....
2 more days.
PART 2:
1. Duck -- Primitive (5) roach-like (6) dinosaur (7).
2. Soda -- A sort of gum.
3. Television -- Destroyers of thought (8).
4. Potato -- Source of light (15) in the Renaissance.
5. Primitive -- Very high-tech.
6. Roach -- A pet (21) found in 78% (13) of North-American homes (19).
7. Dinosaur -- A noisy pest (12).
8. Thought -- [ // NO ENTRY UNDER 'THOUGHT' \\ ]
9. 42 -- Life (14), the universe (10), and everything (18).
10. The Universe -- I think (8) giant mushrooms (17)
Good news, everyone!
I've come up with a way to teach random phobias to people who don't know what they mean. It's some sort of dictionary... type thing..... In a way......
Well, here it goes!
Entry#1: Anatidaephobia -- The fear that in some way, some how, a duck is watching you.
Entry#2: Arachniphobia -- Aw, come on! I don't think there's anyone here who doesn't know what that means.
Entry#3: Luposlipaphobia -- The fear of being chased around a kitchen table in socks on a newly waxed
In addition to giving advice, I am now offering services as a lawyer. Blog trouble? Tell me or Dalek about it and hire one of us as lawyers. Then take it to ~Laughin'Man~'s court to put the guilty... person.... thing.... behind Dalek's bars.
I'm open for business.
Last night there was an award ceremony at my school. Even though I was sick, I needed to go. Because I won an award. Yup. Out of the entire Jr. High, it was I who walked out, proudly holding my award:
"OUTSTANDING CREATIVITY IN ART".
In honor of my recent victory, I have compiled a collage of every single bit of art that I have posted on BZP (except for the select few that were erased from BrickShelf in a crazy file error). If you look close enough, you can see them all... Although it's rea
As some of you may know, I am sueing Vezon the Piraka for the following:
I am representing myself, LaughinMan is the judge. By 7:30 tomorrow night, I expect Vezon to have a lawyer. That is when this case will continue. Until then, this is closed.
REOPENING. The trial may begin.
Now, as some of you may now, hi ppl is sueing me for the following:
I am representing myself and presenting my case. By 3:48 tomorrow afternoon, I expect hi ppl to have a lawyer. That is when this case will continue. Until then, this is closed.
REOPENED. COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.
I just read the name of Lygers' newest Blog entry: "The First Bird of Spring".
...
*Hangs Myself*
THERE'S SNOW OUTSIDE! AUGH! EVERY TIME IT STARTS GETTING WARM-- SNOWSTORM! AAAAAAAH!
...
And my dad says that there's going to be a snowstorm tomorrow.
...
*Un-hangs Myself*
*Hangs Myself*
Some of you may have read this. Let me tell you: IT IS A LIE. I totally own the real Mac Vs. PC topics. Dokuma lied. He lied to you all.
GET THE DOKTOR!
I don't know why I'm blogging* about this.... I guess it just came up today, and, well..... Yeah.
[Accent=Brittish]"GET ON WITH IT!"[/Accent]
Fine!
My dog's name is Zeus, but over the months we've developed all sorts of crazy nicknames for him...
-Zeus.
-Deus.
-Doos.
-Dussle.
-Zussle.
-Zoos.
-Russle.
-Russ.
-Doody.
-Wittle Puppy.
-Poopy Puppy.
-Zeusy.
-Deusy.
-The Zeusinator.
-Duss.
-Russ.
-The Doosinator.
And the list goes on....
*Yup. It's a verb now.
