They have taken my signature to a far away land of pure evil! There, my signature will burn like an ice-cream sundae in a firey storm of potato salad.
You heard me.
Where has my signature really gone, you ask? Nobody knows for sure, but scientists believe it to be some sort of.... Alternate reality. In said reality, time doesn't matter. By Tuesday it will be Thursday, by Wednesday it will be August, and by Thursday it will be the end of time as we know it.
For that universe. Don't worry
Observe the following image:
That was 5th period History in room 304. Notice anything? Specifically.... how utterly alone I am? Listen, I don't seclude myself from the goupe-- I was the first one in the class! Nobody sat close to me, not even the teacher. *sigh*
I have compiled the following list of what might be wrong with me:
- I have a cold
- I eat too much garlic
- I'm a giant worm
- I eat too many worms
- I have a bomb
- I'm a duck
- I am extremely annoying
- I am obsessed w
We arrived at ComiCon at around 4:30. Lucky for us that we got a hotel 3 blocks away.
We stood in line for roughly 20 minutes to recieve our pre-paid badges, which let us get into Preview Night. Then, at 6, the doors to the Exibit Hall, and a huge mass of people poured through.
I made my way straight to the LEGO area.
Remember that giant Hakann they had shown in a LEGO mag/comic? It ws there. So was every 2007 Bionicle, and a bunch of TVs showing Bionicle stuff. Also, Greg Farshtey was there.
I'm typing from school!
As you know, the current TV season has either ended, or is about to begin. Exept for Doctor Who. It's still going. Well, viewership has dropped by 65% in the 2006 seasons of most TV shows. In a related matter, I made up that statistic. Anyway, we need to raise the viewerwhip for many awesome shows. To aid in the battle, I have created "Television Slogans", a new way to ensure that you watch the greatest shows on Television.
Futurama- Deciphered from Crop Circles.
So, now that these things have been approved, I'm reposting my vast list of Cities!
Populations:
NORIK'S TARDIS
THE NORIK ZONE
THE EPITOME OF FAIL
NORIKLAND™
NORIK'S DHARMA
NORIK'S RESORT
NORIKFIELD
NORIK ISLAND
And don't forget:
BZ-KORO
Industries:
BZ-KORO
Transport Network:
BZ-KORO
Day 2
Well, I saw that mysterious new movie about a monster in New York. There are no current plotlines, or titles, only the cryptic production codname: "CLOVERFIELD".
I also saw the first ever preview for Iron Man, that was cool. Also a never before seen clip of Hot Rod and Beowulf. Also Stardust.
LOST! THE BIG THINGY!
No spoilers. Just the name of Station 6, The Orchid.
Day 3
Met the guys who write "Cyanide and Happiness". So dang funny.
Saw Lucasarts and Robot Chicken.
Well, this was supposed to be posted yesterday, but the server crashed..... It still applies, though.
HOMEWORK IN EVERY SUBJECT! AUUUGH!
Help... me..... *gack*
Well, tonight at seven is the premier of Doctor Who season 30. Too bad my satellite is down. And I don't live in Britain. Curses. Well, as I cannot actually watch the episode, I'll just have to piece together what I know, and try to make my own version of the episode.
OK, the first time it plays, it's really slow. Stick around for when it loops, 'cause that's when it speeds up.
It's stupid. I know. It's supposed to be. Also, I'm sorry about there not being any sound.
Last night there was an award ceremony at my school. Even though I was sick, I needed to go. Because I won an award. Yup. Out of the entire Jr. High, it was I who walked out, proudly holding my award:
"OUTSTANDING CREATIVITY IN ART".
In honor of my recent victory, I have compiled a collage of every single bit of art that I have posted on BZP (except for the select few that were erased from BrickShelf in a crazy file error). If you look close enough, you can see them all... Although it's rea
If elected, I will give all who voted for me (and some who didn't) the answers to the universe! Remember, that's a Norik Promise*!
*Not a real promise.
Yeah, Exo started a fad.... I wanna start a fad, too.....
So, I'll be taking suggestions for a new name. My name will be changed on November 8th, kay?
Just so you know, I haven't changed my name for the entire time I've been on BZPower, so I might just back down from this at the last second, but it would be great to go through with it.
If you read that quote, and skip the rest of the entry, it sounds like I'm going to commit murder.
You know, I always think that your 5th birthday is always the best. Do you know why? Because the number 5 has it all. One syllable, two vowels, three letters within the first half of the alphabet, four letters total, the fifth number from zero, the list goes on. And my 5th birthday cake was imprinted in my memory forever...
Turakii
Ooh! Ooh! Yesterday, I saw a turtle, seven really big fish, dozens of birds, four lizards, and a gator in the lake in my grandparents condominium area! Whoopie!
Well, I'm leaving my grandparents for West Palm Beach in 10 minutes. So, before I get into the car for three hours, let me tell you a story.....
Once upon a time, there were ellipses.
...
These ellipses hated mankind.
...
So the evil ellipses (...) invaded the computers of Earth (...) and caused countless humans to put ".
-- If you do something right, will people know you've done anything at all?
-- If there is no heaven or heck, are we in purgatory?
-- If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
-- If reincarnation exists, will we remember anything from a past life?
-- If we spend our entire life without regret, will we die happy?
-- If we spend our entire life watching Futurama, does anybody care?
Dancing Space Potatoes? Not really. That title was just made interesting so that you'd click the link.
Ain't I diabolical?
Anyway, in Geography today, we worked on some of the dangers of earthquakes, and what to do if they occur. That's whay I thought that I might share some of my wisdom with you.
And so, without further stalling for time, Norik's Prophecy Proudley Presents:
(P.O.P.'N. W.A.I. is sponsored by the Daleks)
Step 1: Make sure you always care the following with you:
Whoops- Haven't updated in quite some time.... Dang.
Well, to make a short story even shorter- Boston.
Yes, I am taking a break for no apparent reason, and am now in Boston. It's fun, though. I just got Nocturn, and just before that I saw the movie "Hot Fuzz".
NP's Movie Review:
Title: Hot Fuzz
Rating: PG13
Summary: The greatest cop ever gets transfered into a town of morons. Crimes start coming to his attention, and just when he thinks everything makes sense, the enitre movie switch
