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Doy Changes Ferret

If you're wondering why I changed my username, it was taken as a composite of about four other members, all of whom are very successful. Please don't ask about it or I will turn you into tuna and peppercorns. Happy holidays.

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Mocc #1: Dystopia!

DYSTOPIA!   Set sizes have been going down while prices have been hiking. It started with the Matoran. They were nearly the height and nearly the cost of the Toa Mata, but they only had 14 pieces! (Okay, Radiak had 16, but you get the point.) Then we had a fully-priced ($14.99) demi-titan that was merely a Makuta packaged with a Matoran, however cool he was. This summer, we have Krika, one of the tallest sets yet but containing only 40 pieces! Scary.   In this contest, you must build a caniste

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2009 Bionicle Set Names!

» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «I happened to run into Greg Farshtey at a coffee shop. I tried talking to him, but he left immediately after I saw him. However, a list of approved set names and story info fell out of his pocket. No scans are available, as my mother shredded the document, thinking it was junk mail.  $5.99 Ioras (21 pcs.) $5.99 Katiak (19 pcs.) $5.99 Chyta (25 pcs.) $5.99 Skelex (20 pcs.) $5.99 Aeran (16 pcs.) $5.99 Tride (21 pcs.)   $12.99 Keearak (40 pcs

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I'm Back.

Thanks to an account fiasco, my premier membership was stripped from me. I lived in the cold streets of the membership, sucking putarra dew sticks out of the trash can, coughing up my own plasmatic receptor acid until I collapsed and was pronounced dead for six whole months. I was known better for being the "exile who returned." What I did in this six-month period will be explained when I get some caffeine into my tarnished system.   Now, I'm back in black.   Put on some AC/DC, can't you take

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Tb's Best

"Tree Band... the name invokes memories of concerts in Ta-Metru, listening to the chibirau while riding down the Kini-Wahi path on an Ussal crab, the disturbing performance at the Ko-Koro vs. Le-Koro Koli match way back when, memories from when we first discovered ourselves here." _Mata Nui Messenger, 0 B.T.L., Windfade 25   "Even as I write this review, I can't help but hum the brilliant guitar riffs from 'Love Pulsation,' an incredible song joined by 19 others in this awesome album." _Ta-Metr

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Hallowhattheheck

I still can't decide what to be for Halloween. I think I'll go as a non-stereotypical sorcerer with a black wig, makeup and tattoos... maybe with some jewelry, a wand...   You get a lot less creative wih costumes as you get older. I was Tattoo Man for two years in a row, and those peel-on tattoo things only last for so long, and we had those things for 8 years.   Yes.   I'm very obsessive.   I like to trick-or-treat.   And after trick-or-treating...   I GO CRAZY!!!

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Day 6 Of Crossing The U. S. A.

My ***, what a dump that Rawlins was! The hotel food was poor. The main employer was the prison. I was threatened by a muncher in the lobby, who told me that "little boys should stay away from him." I was happy when we left that sleazy little hole. When we left at a mileage of 2,112, I was glad to discover that Rawlins was much more beautiful in the daytime, while still horrific. It was twenty degrees. We all suffered headaches, shortness of breath and dried noses. Bunny didn't meow at all, surp

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Days 4 And 5 Of Crossing The U. S. A.

DAY 4   Gas price was $2.74. Mileage was 1238. As we left Iowa, we recorded our thoughts on it. We all thought it was a beautiful state. Lots of corn, pretty hills, lots of terracing, very clean, very green. Animal behavior was getting stranger. Our cat, Bunny, was now able to occasionally venture outside her cage. When Bunny went out, she would sunbathe on top of the cage, enjoying a nice snack of tissues a la carte. However, she spent most of her time secure in her kennel's litterbox, where

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Day 3 Of Crossing The U. S. A.

So far, I have been in California, Oregon, Arizona, Alaska, Nevada, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania, New York, Rhode Island, Connecticut, Massachusetts, New Hampshire and now Iowa. As we left Port Clinton, Ohio, it began to rain. The dog was shivering from the pounding noise. The cat was meowing like all Karzahni broke loose. A nuclear power plant smoked in the distance, white steam mixing with the cirrus carpet that h

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Day 2 Of Crossing The U. S. A.

Wilkes-Barre had a creepy feel to it, as if it were a graveyard. Towering buildings, idols of evil secret organizations, loomed above me like concrete mountains. The lemon light above me cast eerie shadows over our faces. As we drove to the Bennigan's where we would have a dinner of delicious ribs, my insides turned to ice. Was there something strange afoot? Some baby being eaten with gravy in one of those dingy, bar-windowed basements? Or maybe a mobster gunning down a squealer, his blood landi

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Day 1 Crossing The U.s.a.

Yeah. Back on the road again. My father was a 45-year-old Jewish lawyer. He was six and a quarter feet tall, but he didn't seem too tall to me. He wore spectacles above his nose, which floated atop a medium-sized, salt-and-pepper beard. He was obsessed with steak and the family dog, Kessie, a Miniature Australian Shepherd. My mother was several years older than my father, a rather stocky woman with hair that was graying at an alarming rate. She loved knitting and had an annoying dislike for AC|

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Who Shot Bionicle Rex?

WHO SHOT BIONICLE REX?   I'll be lucky if I get one entry in this. *wipes away a tear*     Rules: 1. You must guess who ate each food item, who drank each beverage, who won the dance and who shot B-Rex. Don't guess only one thing like TuragaIriuni934 did. 2. Keep in mind that this is completely non-canon. 3. No skimping. 4. Read the story. Every clue is in it, and you can easily piece it together. I will stop the contest by the time a winner has been announced. If the winner is announced

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I Have The 2008 Matoran!

Ga-Matoran (Name confidential) Ko-Matoran (Name confidential) Po-Matoran (Name confidential) Onu-Matoran (Name confidential) Le-Matoran (Name confidential) Ta-Matoran (Name confidential)   They were selling for USD $4.99 each. They arrived yesterday. I didn't have time to photo the boxes--Mom recycled them.   » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «THIS IS 100% FAKE, BUT IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU BELIEVED IT.

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I Want My Llama Award And I Want It Now!

This entry is devoted to the great Bionicle artist, Nikira, formerly known as Nikira12, winner of the Order of Rahi Zaku, 1st Class and overall amazing artist. (The Human Takua in the "picture shrine" that appears to be looking at Nikira suspiciously is considered a HB masterpiece by many.)   Now GIMME MY LLAMA AWARD!

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