I was walking through a TJ Maxx on the 5th of September—the 5th of September, mind you—and what did I see? Halloween merchandise! Don’t get me wrong. I actually think it’s a good way to hype people up. People will be anticipating Halloween just to get out of this merchandising maelstrom.
I am starting monthly Opinion Outlets. I am a fiercely independent person, you see, so it is instinctive for me to start things like this.
OPINION OUTLET #1: What do you think would happen to Bionicle if Zac Efron had anything to do with it? Personally, I would rant my head off, then send my head to burn down every copy of Entertainment Weekly in existence.
The flying squirrels, scientifically known as Pteromyini or Petauristini, are a tribe of squirrel (family Sciuridae). There are 43 species in this tribe, the largest of which is the woolly flying squirrel (Eupetaurus cinereus). The 2 species of the genus Glaucomys (Glaucomys sabrinus and Glaucomys volans) are native to North America, and the Siberian flying squirrel is native to parts of northern Europe (Pteromys volans).
The term "flying" is somewhat misleading, since flying squirrels are actu
I got Hahli Mahri. Much heavier and broader than your average Toa of Water. (Hey, that rhymes!)
And... OMG! The cordak actually WORKS! *dances around a squid bonfire*
Rorza-Nui is hard to describe. Think of it as a cross between Pat Robertson and the bugs from Starship Troopers.
Rorza-Nui devours a poor Matoran
Rorza-Nui's bug-ly ugly mug
"I work alone. I think alone. And I answer to no one--not even myself." _Rorza-Nui
The Rorza-Nui was created by the anti-Matoran cult Torndaka to eradicate distant Matoran colonies. Nicknamed "Rorza", Rorza-Nui works alone and serves only himself (after rebelling against his makers in a story similar to Mewtwo's.)
It's bizarre, but there's Mahri at the Burlington LEGO Store, but none at the Natick LEGO store! It is bizarre, heavily bizarre as the bottle of sluggishness touches the lips of the employee, driving on a rigatoni as a cow is julienned by a giant toaster, paying no attention to the boiling butter beyond, and he sleeps on the border!
I was eating a frozen yogurt (I couldn't lick my lips because my mouth was still numb) and started thinking: Why bother putting music in places so noisy you can barely hear it? They're taunting the customers!
I'm having two of my baby teeth pulled today. They are apparently blocking my adult teeth from coming through, and if these teeth aren't pulled, they'll come out from the side. It will be a horrible, painful procedure.
I made Teriyaki sauce tonight. I succeeded in the "yaki" aspect, but the "teri" was unsuccessful. The salmon was marinated in the sauce via an extremely lackluster method. It got good reviews from the guests.
Recipe:
7 tbsp sake
7 tbsp mirin
7 tbsp dark soy sauce
1 tbsp sugar
Mix in a saucepan and put over medium heat until it boils and the sugar dissolves. Use immediately or cool and bottle.
