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You Wanna Know Something Funny?

Political parties are a joke.       The reason they're so popular is that they appeal to four very comforting human thought process;     1. Tribe/clan/order/family/some kind of small close knit society. 2. Black and white prospective ( if you make this legal the world will end!) 3. The us and them mentality. (A tribe only last as long as it is opposed) 4. And the infamous "I only want to be with people that are just like me"         And (at least in the US) you picking whether you want spi

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

You Sheep

You sheep, you just don't understand the way the world works, do you? You're following what authority wants you to believe, when the truth is under your very nose. The government is controlled by Ganondorf. Don't believe me? Then why is there a TRIFORCE in DC's layout? And why can you see the outline of GANONDORF HIMSELF in the buildings?!?! I've taken the time and effort to shed the light on this awful conspiracy perpetuated by the pigs controlling this country.  

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

You Know Whats Worse?

Then kids who complain about how overly strict social rules are?       Kids who complain about how much better things were when their great-grandparents were teenagers.       God dose that get me angry.     Yeah, enjoy your child labor, Prohibition, and small pox you moron.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

You Know What You Guys Can Do Before You Report Me?

You could you know, ask me to remove it?     It seems that most of what gets me in trouble is that someone doesn't like something I post, they make a long winded rant about how I'm wrong/a bad person, I get mad, they report me for pwoto.     You could save us both a lot of time if you just said;   "That offends me, could you please remove it?"     I'd be like;   "k, sure"   and you'd be like;   "awesome, thanks man."     You guys want me to be reasonable? why don't you try being reasona

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

You Know It's True

A Cephalopod is more likely to share with you due to not being tainted by the ulterior motives and selfishness that often accompanies a spinal column.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

You Have One Day To Live...

You can not say goodbye to family/friends When your day is up all evidence you will be gone. You can not go outside of 40 miles of your home. If you destroy anything or kill anyone they/it will go back to it's/their former state because after your day you will never have existed.     Now what do you do?

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

You Have Just Died

Someone leads you to a closed door.   The person says behind that door is your own personal paradise; what your heart desires the most.   So, what's behind your door?       Mine would be endless hills of wheat with no bugs, tons saucy brunettes and redheads who are madly in love with me, and endless fields full of crows for me to watch.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

You Are A Potato.

You have always been a potato.   As a potato you have formed a potato hivemind and brainjacked the CEO of AngryCorp. and his daughter. You are currently commanding young Emma to infiltrate her neighbor's house and introduce her friend Brian to the potato hive.   She is currently being piloted by the scoutato, your youngling sporetatoes have matured bringing your sporetato count to three. You also have a bag of fellow vegetables, fruits and bread products that are willing to serve. Adam, the CE

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Yo Dawg

We heard yo liked knifes and girls so we put a knife in yo girl so yo can-   I'mma let you finish but yo girl had the best death of all time, OF ALL TIME.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Yes, Another Willy Wonka Entry

Her eyes are already violet, and it only takes a few minutes. She turns into an enormous blueberry. Eight feet wide, tender, ripe, juicy. She's still getting bigger and she's going to explode any minute. She's beyond help, the slightest touch will make her explode anyway. Very embarrassing and painful, she can only watch as her body grows larger and tighter with each passing second.       What do you do with her? Try uselessly to save her? Put her out of her misery? Leave her to explode in soli

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Wristfire Mark 1

Is in production the basic workings of the mechanism is like this;   I'll have a modified lighter on the bottom of my wrist to create the flame, there will be a trigger in my hand that when I pull it will start the lighter. Now on my hip will be a few cans of pressurized propane with a tube running from the cans up to my wrist, at my wrist there will be a cut off valve when I open said valve will allow the propane to travel to my wrist, out a jet, and through the lighters flame.     If everyth

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Wrack Said To Try

drawing something for BZP.       I put little effort into this and took only about five minutes to make. I just want to see how the mods will react to things like this.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Would You Rather:

A ) be nice to people because it feels good and makes others feel good?   or   B ) be nice to people because if you don't, you won't have any friends?   or, for you cool and edgy misanthropes:   C ) look out only for yourself and disregard all other forms of life?       Hard-mode, out of the three what do you actually do?           Myself, I'd like to do A but it ends up being a B with a bit of C.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Wondering

Does pollution drive evolution?   I think it might.   I'm not saying dumping ###### into rivers is okay but there may be a brighter side to it.         What do you guys think?     Please don't flame, if you don't believe in evolution say so politely or please don't post.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

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