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It's Just A Jump To The Left.....

AND A STEP TO THE RI-I-I-IGHT!     put your hands on your hips...     AND BRING YOUR KNEES IN TI-I-I-GHT!     BUT IT'S THE PELVIS THRUUUUUUUUUUUST THAT'LL DRIVE YOU IN-SA-YA-YAAAAANEE!     LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN   LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN   LEEEEEET'S DO THE TIME WAAAAAAAAAARP AGAIN          

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Who Would Win 2

This guy; Dalek= A indestructible evil tank with a death ray, force field that melts bullets, and a plunger.         Or this guy; Godzilla=really big angry lizard with fire breath, hyper-fast healing, and...he's really big...and stuff....       I'd vote for the Dalek

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Who Would Win?

This guy; Space marine=really strong nut job with a big gun, almost indestructible suite of armor and they can spit acid.   Or this guy; Dalek= A indestructible evil tank with a death ray.     I'd put my money on the space marine just because they're ######ing god modders.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

You Wanna Know Something Funny?

Political parties are a joke.       The reason they're so popular is that they appeal to four very comforting human thought process;     1. Tribe/clan/order/family/some kind of small close knit society. 2. Black and white prospective ( if you make this legal the world will end!) 3. The us and them mentality. (A tribe only last as long as it is opposed) 4. And the infamous "I only want to be with people that are just like me"         And (at least in the US) you picking whether you want spi

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Is Someone Getting

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Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

##### It!

I still can't sleep!       there's this retard dog next door that won't stop barking!       I think I'm going to kill it.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

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