First, credit to Wrack for linking me the site I got the thing in quotes from.
Anyway, last year I got a summer job at a tech support firm that hired at 13(they were a family-owned, non-unionized local business, and did stuff like that) and, after passing a test, got a job answering phones and helping step-by-step OS switchers and people with general problems. Unfortunately when I went back for that job this year, it turned out they got bought out by BestBuy for competing with Geeksquad.
I
Part three
You slide Stallman's katana onto your belt, and cup your hands together, green and red beams forming around them. You point this glowing object at the ninja, shooting your deathbeam of joy at the ninja assailants. Once the blast fades, nothing remains except their shoes and, well, feet. You notice wires coming out of the feet though.
As you walk over to examine the remains, you notice a note on the ground.
Dear Chris,
If you are reading this, my robotic-ninja assassins hav
Alright, so last night Firefox didn't work with Java. So I reinstalled it.
When looking at the install file I found my old Firefox 2.0 install file. I figured I'd try it. At first it looked kinda retro, and slowly began getting used to it. It really was a great browser, and, in some ways, was ahead of it's time.
Then I switched back to 3.0. It turns out they really did add a lot of stuff I didn't appreciate when I accidentally updated to 3.0 originally.
In short, if your using 2.0, swit
Part two
You reach for Richard Stallman's katana, the movement moving you just out of the distance of the explosion. As you pick up the sword, you feel Mr. Stallman's open-source magic flowing through the katana and into you. As you turn to face your foes, you see their ninja's, in brightly painted outfits similar to the eggs their throwing.
Now realizing you can see them, they pull out AK-47's and begin unloading on you. You roll out of the way, the bullets hitting a wall of GNU you creat
So, I was flipping through channels, and yes, ever since Comcast decided to mess with the customers and reorder all the channels, I do have to do that to find what I want to watch, and I ran across Sesame Street. Which is apparently Y-7 now.
Could someone please explain to me why one of the first shows I watched on TV when I was a little kid(And one that had Stevie Wonder on it once. =3) is suddenly too mature for anyone under seven?
New short-story-epic thingy a la Wrack's ~Anotharu Lifu~.
Part one
It was late in the evening that night at the north pole. The elves had finished loading the sleigh, you, Santa, were preparing to travel around the world to deliver this year's ultimate gift; Coal, to give Earth all that much more fuel.
As your climbing into the sleigh, you notice the reindeer, particularly Rudolph, who had been acting strange all month, are seeming uneasy. You wonder what's wrong with them, but enough s
Those who know me know I think censorship is a load of *censored*, sort of like that. What ticks me off is the "non-partisan" organizations and the extremes they have. The thing that is really ticking me of to the point of blogging this though is this "lovely" thought from the Childcare Action Project; They freaking marked down Star Wars because "Darth Vader and The Empire have a 'bad attitude'.", because clearly, a terrifying cyborg with a hobby of strangling people and the murderous dictatorsh
Note to the one mentioned; if you have a complaint, I don't care if you decide to post it in my blog. Read the disclaimer.
Being 15 and being into stuff other than hardcore metal, Lil' Wayne and "gloom and doom" shows, I got a kick out of seeing this, and I'd just love to say to the person who posted it; do some research rather than making assumptions.
I also found it even more hilarious once I found that he was twelve.
Also, for those interested, new rant coming soon, so keep check
Alright, so I recently got Guns N' Roses debut album, Appetite For Destruction. First, before I continue, I don't recommend it to minors; it's not extremely profane like some modern albums, but it isn't exactly "clean", though again, I think a word is a word, but that's all to opinion. Anyway, one of my favourite songs off it is Nightrain. As such it's been heard on my computer, and both iPods. I noticed something though; the solid-state iPod Touch seemed to have the lowest-sound quality. With a
As you may know if you've known me a long time, about a year ago I bought a used USB tablet. And looooved using it. =3 Unfortunately, halfway through the first drawing I intended to save(which was being drawn at a hotel), I packed it, and, in the dignified version, I tripped and it fell down the stairs, breaking. After actually becoming good at art and missing my tablet greatly, I'm basically shouting inside my skull that enough is enough and I'm filling the void with a shiny new one. Especially
Make sure to celebrate Festivus, "The holiday for the rest of us", this coming 23rd. I intend to give my own personal abridged Airing of Grievances here in my blog. Happy early Festivus!
So, I found my old 30GB iPod Video today.
Thought it was dead, but it turns out the battery was just literally chargeless. It's been charging a few hours, and now I have an iPod that fits all my regular stuff and the junk I never look at, and can act as a decoy for places where my iPod Touch could get stolen. =D
...I really need an iBook, MacBook or some sort of iLaptop though, Windows has been having a blast messing with me lately...
I've found that, after flipping three coins three times, reflipping when the coin hits something other than the floor, seven out of nine times it landed tails.
Moral of the story; don't bet on the head of the national person-of-note's head, and the majourity of times it'll land in your favour. (Note; These tests were done with US quarters, no guarantees on non-US coins or US coins other than a quarter)
Am I the only one who wants to swap some kids "when I grow up" thing with "When I grow up I want to colonize mars, raise an army of settler's and conquer Earth and the moon"?
