Lovely.

But thinking nuclear is so much more fun!

Night Fury

I've been there before, the next lines went something like this:

Women: Boys are so weird.

Men: Girls have no imagination.

I've been there before, the next lines went something like this:

 

Women: Boys are so weird.

Men: Girls have no imagination.

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I must be of the wrong gender.

THAT IS NOT VIOLENT ENOUGH!

The resulting epidemic of cancer in your area would lead to a revolution being placed by the angry population. As many violent riots are taking place across Colorado a military bunker is engulfed by the rioters. While destroying the inside of the bunker they let out a terrible virus being tested on by the military for biological warfare. The virus begins to turn people into zombies.

Before the week is out almost the entire population of Colorado is are zombies.

In an effort to contain the infection the American government nukes Colorado. A few zombies escape destruction and the infection continues.

However, the sheer force of the nuke used on Colorado pushes the moon out of earth's orbit, sending it hurdling towards Mars. The Martians living there think we are trying to attack them, so they launch an invasion on the near zombiefied earth. Tripods are everywhere and humans are killed whenever they are seen, zombie or otherwise. Just before the moon hits Mars, the Martians send all their bombs on a course to earth. The earth is shattered into uncountable chunks. The chunks are then shot around the solar system. All of the movement caused by the chunks makes the planets fall out of their orbits and collide with the sun. The resulting shock wave caused by the sun consuming the planets forces neighbouring stars out of their orbits and to fall into the sun like the planets did.

As many stars fall into the sun the resulting shock wave forces even more stars out of their orbits and into the sun! Each new shock wave is larger than the last because each new batch of falling stars is bigger then the last batch. And the bigger the shock wave the bigger the amount of stars will fall.

Eventually all the matter in the universe has collided with the sun. As the sun is now holder of all the matter in the universe the pressure is unthinkable.

The immense pressure causes the sun the explode. the shock waves caused by the explosion put more energy into the universe than it can possibly hold and it collapses.

As the universe ceases to exist the entire spectrum of reality is affected. Soon the dimensions themselves collide with each over and destroy the very entirety of existence.

Everything possible has been eliminated.

All because you put some sugar on your banana bread.

I hope you're happy.

I read Lowtuff's entry first.

I was sooo confused.

Now I'm not.

I've been there before, the next lines went something like this:

 

Women: Boys are so weird.

Men: Girls have no imagination.

Yup, that's how it goes.

SPIRIT never lies. Ever.

Night Fury