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Oh My... What A Joke.


Tenebrae Invictus

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My mom bought a Slap Chop.

 

NOW MY FAMILY WILL BE IN A GREAT MOOD ALL DAY BECAUSE WE'LL BE SLAPPING OUR TROUBLES AWAY

 

okay fine

it's not actually called slap chop

but

it is a slap chop

:wacko:

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According to an article in Reader's Digest, the Slap Chop doesn't work well.

And the ShamWow is even worse. I used one once: a) it doesn't clean up anything and b) it actually fell apart when it (eventually) got wet.

 

Protip: don't trust anything Vince Offer endorses on TV. He's a lot less annoying than, say, Billy Mays was (R.I.P.), but still. All of those pitchmen advertise totally awful products anyway.

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According to an article in Reader's Digest, the Slap Chop doesn't work well.

And the ShamWow is even worse. I used one once: a) it doesn't clean up anything and b) it actually fell apart when it (eventually) got wet.

 

Protip: don't trust anything Vince Offer endorses on TV. He's a lot less annoying than, say, Billy Mays was (R.I.P.), but still. All of those pitchmen advertise totally awful products anyway.

Hmm...that same article I mentioned said the ShamWow worked really well.

 

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I've always thought that they should make Stomp Chops that go on your shoes so you can chop stuff while you walk. It's a lot funnier than Slap Chops. :P
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