You lie! The dodos are extinct (and now very offended)! :angry:

You're not that old are you?

VALENTI IS THE LAST OF THE DODOS

TACKLE HIM TACKLE HIM MUST STUDY PUT HIM IN AN INADEQUATELY SIZED CAGE WITH DOG FOOD AND DISH WATER

You lie! The dodos are extinct (and now very offended)! :angry:

Oh, well, then I am a different breed of dodo!

You're not that old are you?

Hmm... nehh.

Just some stupidity from my part.

VALENTI IS THE LAST OF THE DODOS

 

TACKLE HIM TACKLE HIM MUST STUDY PUT HIM IN AN INADEQUATELY SIZED CAGE WITH DOG FOOD AND DISH WATER

Oh my!

AND THEN DISSECTION

_{Stop Pinkie, you're scaring me. ;-;}

Dissection!? How DARE you take apart the last remaining specimen! We must keep him ALIVE! To WATCH and STUDY!! Not TAKE APART!! Don't you know the two main keys to science? Observation (of LIVE specimens, mind you) and documentation.

*quickly stoops in to inspect dodo*

Do you see in black and white or color?

I can live, I can live! *Philomeena cough*

Ohh man, I can see all colors, including ultraviolet and infrared!