This song captures my love for Oreo and my struggle with my diet.

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide,

No escape from reality

Open your mouth,

Look up to the skies and see,

I'm just a hungry boy, I need no money,

To by my favorite, best type of snack

Little high, little low,

Any way the food goes doesn't really matter to

me, to me

Oreo,

I just gained a calorie ,

Dipped you in my milk, put you in my mouth

now it's digesting

Oreo… diet had just begun,

But now I've gone and quit today

Oreoooooo oooh,

Did you mean to make me fat?

If I don't lose weight by this time tomorrow,

I'll buy more, I'll buy more as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come,

Sends taste down my throat, mind is craving you all

the time

Goodbye, every Oreo, you've got to go,

Got to leave it all in the package and face the truth

Oreooooooo oooh,

I just want to eat,

I sometimes wish I'd never dieted at all

(Kazoo solo)

I see a little crumb of a brownie Oreo,

Nabisco! Nabisco! will you be the

giver?!

Give me lots of packs, I want more, very, very tasty to me!

Milk, milk

Milk, milk

Milk, Berry Burst - a new flavor

I'm just a hungry boy, no food is good enough for me

They're just a tasty snack from a big company,

Spare me my cholesterol from this monstrosity!

Easy have, easy lack, will you take it back

Delicious! No, you will not take it back

(Take it back!) Delicious! You will not take it back

(Take it back!) Delicious! You will not take it back

(Take it back) You won't take it back

(Take it back)(Never) Never take it back

(Take it back) Never take it back (take it back) Delici-

Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum

Oh Nabisco, Nabisco, Nabisco, take it back

Oreo has cost to much money for me,

for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So you think I should drop my diet?!?!

So you think I should drop my diet!?!

Oh, Winter Cream, can't do this to me, Winter Cream,

Just gotta get one more, just gotta get one more in here!!!!

(Kazoo solo)

Nothing is as yummy, Anyone can see,

Nothing really yummy,

Nothing really as yummy to me...

Any way the food goes…

Sorry Oz, your entries are fun to parodize. Just having a little fun with you. :]