EDIT: Last chance, people. Writing starts soon.

If you have a name you regularly go by that is different than your current name (or you want to evil-ify you name), please list that below. Frankly, I don't wanna type things like "Hippopotomonstrosesquipeda" over and over again and, let's face it, it just doesn't sound very evil...

The day will come when a dark curtain befalls all of BZ-Koro. Twisted, grotesque creatures will emerge from the shadow and engulf the land in a tidal wave of malevolence. When that day comes, which side will you choose?

Will YOU choose to join Evil Master Takuma's army of Phantom Striders?

(Yeah, sure, I'm already a one-evil-overlord army, but why not have TWO armies at my command? I need a general, demolitions expert, assassins, all kinds of positions. I'm creating jobs here, people, don't wait.)

Forces:

Takuma Nuva (Supreme Master Evil Overlord)

Xaeraz (Bodygaurd)

Sumiki (General)

Avohkah Tamer (Sonic Sentinel 1)

Zoidberg (Sonic Sentinel 2)

Squish E. Frog (Commando 1)

Bulik (Commando 2)

Roablin (Commando 3)

Vorex: Shadow Master (Berserker)

force_unbleached (Arms Development)

Ddude the Insane (Demolitions/Traps Expert)

Gerlicky (Ranger)

Grimoire Albastru (Venom Shrike 1)

Paleo (Venom Shrike 2)

Bambi (Venom Shrike 3)

Hazmat (Toxins Specialist)

Toa of Smooth Jazz (Assassin)

Scanty Demon (Dark Mage)

Soran (Cybernaut)

Toa of Dancing (Pending)

Burnmad: Toa of Emoticons (Pending)

Unit#phntk#1 (Pending)

Zyke the destroyer (Pending)

JiMing (Pending)