I like how I'm in every picture, against all odds.

Also I need to get Mumble.

OI, I wasn't screaming like a little girl! >: o

This is the best hot tub ever, also my face appears to be shooting fire.

That texture pack looks kinda Wind Waker-like. I like it.

But bawwww why was I looking down in the picture

He's an evil minecrafter

Enjoys subordinates' laughter

But if you kill him in the game

Then he'll throw you on a rafter

He'll show you his lair

Which is lava, so beware

Then he'll gobble you up

With attention and care

So ... WATCH OUT!

(disclaimer: this is my lame attempt at an Evil Enchantress parody while not knowing anything about minecraft - or rhyming, for that matter.)