Dear Brickeens Stomach,

Let's get lost together.

Yours inflammatory,

SIsen's Lower Intestine

I support this movement.

You guys can take my lungs and nasal passages.

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Need any tonsils or thyroid glands?

I've got Lungs for sale as well.

I don't think we're selling things. Unless there's a market for dysfunctional organs, in which case, I should put my liver up for sale.

Liver: What am I, chopped liver?

*badum pish*

no, no, no that was horrible.

I'll make this easy for everyone and harvest all their donated organs.

At least sterilize your tools this time, okay?

Don't worry, I keep my fangs pretty clean.

Lie down please.

You put Brickeens stomach in,

Sisen's lower intestine,

Lungs and nasal passages,

Plus tonsils and thyroid glands.

Let's make a homunculus.

One that has four dysfunctional Lungs.

Hmm, I bet people would pay to see that.

I was going to throw in my nose since I can't smell, but then I realized I'd look sorta creepy without it. Plus I need to breath

You don't need a nose. Donate it today and get a free experimental animal splicing on your DNA. You could wind up with an elephant trunk! How amazing would that be?

I'll make this easy for everyone and harvest all their donated organs.

Or you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund for Girls. It's true!

You don't need a nose. Donate it today and get a free experimental animal splicing on your DNA. You could wind up with an elephant trunk! How amazing would that be?

Ooh can I get the lungs of a bird along with the gills of a fish so I'm amphibious and have awesome lungs.

Also I'll take the eyes of an Owl for Night Vision and amazing distance.

Here, it'll have two stomachs and two sets of intestines. :3

This is going to be one pretty sickly homunculus...

I've got a heart and a couple of kidneys if anyone wants them.

Oh, no, I don't need them. They're not mine. I just found them...lying around...yeah...

Need a brain?

Well, I couldn't donate all of it, but I can't remember the last time I used my logic cortex so you folks can have that.

Have a set of wax-laden ears that may or may not have psoriasis.

Here's my sinuses.

Is it too late for me to give up a stomach too? Maybe an esophagus?

You can have my entire head which contains chronic migraines and little to no tolerance for dehydration.

LET'S DO THIS GUYS

LET'S MAKE A MONSTER