Hold Me, Someone!
Oh, woe is me! My best and closest friend in the whole world has vanished on me. Gone! Gone, I tell you, gone, completely and utterly disappeared into a pit of absolute, blank nothingess! *Holds out hands, sobbing hysterically.* Oh, Veggietales Topic, how I long to grasp your hands in mine once more, to brush my fingers across the add reply button, to gaze dreamily into your many-paged depths, to allow the truest words of my heart to flow down my fingertips into a post in your limits. But no! No! It is not to be! The future has reversed itself to become one with the past, and my love's essence has faded into mere melted mist! A flower, withering in the heat, dying before my eyes, until at last, there is nothing remaining, nothing but a heart-wrenching empty place where it once belonged, so firm and so solid, and an empty, aching place in my soul!
Nothing remains to live for, and existence holds no purpose, for without the Veggietales Topic, my very self holds none. Cold reality crashed over me as an ocean wave from a storm-tossed sea, throwing me to my knees and leaving me pleading in screams for mercy. Destiny has never shone more clear. Away, away I must go, over mountains and through valleys, paying no mind to injuries nor torment, until at long last, my love and I are joyfully reunited and can once again gaze into each others' faces!
Goodbye, my friends, goodbye, goodbye, parting is such sweet sorrow...
Turakii
P.S. Of course, I could always look on the bright side and enjoy having my highest amount of posts in General Discussion, but nooo, that would be far less dramatic.
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