MY DAD WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE BRINGING TOM AND HIS IMPENETRABLY THICK MINNESOTAN ACCENT

BUT IF NOT YOU'RE PRETTY COOL TOO I GUESS

ALSO HE WANTS SOME MILKSHAKES AND AN S-MIZZLE NO FRIES WITH ThAT

MY DAD WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE BRINGING TOM AND HIS IMPENETRABLY THICK MINNESOTAN ACCENT

 

BUT IF NOT YOU'RE PRETTY COOL TOO I GUESS

 

ALSO HE WANTS SOME MILKSHAKES AND AN S-MIZZLE NO FRIES WITH ThAT

I don't think that'll fit on the badge.

MY DAD WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE BRINGING TOM AND HIS IMPENETRABLY THICK MINNESOTAN ACCENT

 

BUT IF NOT YOU'RE PRETTY COOL TOO I GUESS

 

ALSO HE WANTS SOME MILKSHAKES AND AN S-MIZZLE NO FRIES WITH ThAT

I regret to inform you that Tom says he can't afford it.

Takuma Nuva

can you at least get him to post something though

I should convince everybody to record a bunch of audio files about how he should come. He'd really get an earful that way.

Takuma Nuva

MY DAD WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE BRINGING TOM AND HIS IMPENETRABLY THICK MINNESOTAN ACCENT

 

BUT IF NOT YOU'RE PRETTY COOL TOO I GUESS

 

ALSO HE WANTS SOME MILKSHAKES AND AN S-MIZZLE NO FRIES WITH ThAT

okay this has been bugging me since i first read this but what is an impenetrably thick minnesotan accent? i live in minnesota and i cant possibly imagine our accents, even at their thickest, being deemed impenetrable. i hope this doesnt come across as upset because i am not in the slightest, i'm just so confused at the concept of an impenetrably thick minnesotan accent.

Might just be because I'm from North Carolina but Tak's cousin has an accent that ... well, I dunno what you'd call it other than thick.

Honestly a heavy Minnesotan accent is harder for me to understand than a heavy Canadian one.