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Xaeraz

Posted

They must be filled with TUMORS

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Ehksidian

Posted

They must be filled with TUMORS

WHO TELEPORTED THE BREAD BLOGS

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Magical Girl Mimi

Posted

I've been teleporting the bread blogs non-stop for three days, sir.

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Ehksidian

Posted

Seduce me.

I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR FRIED-CHICKEN TRAMPS

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Necro

Posted

 

Seduce me.

I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR FRIED-CHICKEN TRAMPS

 

But I'm wedging my head through a door to tell you I'm sorry D:

Burnmad

Posted

Seduce me.

 

I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR FRIED-CHICKEN TRAMPS

 

But I'm wedging my head through a door to tell you I'm sorry D:

 

Final question: You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?

 

-
:burnmad:

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Necro

Posted

 

Seduce me.

 

I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR FRIED-CHICKEN TRAMPS

 

But I'm wedging my head through a door to tell you I'm sorry D:

 

Final question: You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?

 

 

- :burnmad:

 

 

 

Seven.

 

AM.

 

Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy, no later than 4:30.

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Burnmad

Posted

GOOD NEWS

 

WE ARE NOT DYING

WE ARE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER

 

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:burnmad:

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Swert

Posted

We didn't say we're going to live forever, we just said we don't have TUMORS.

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Magical Girl Mimi

Posted

Well, Friday I've gotta kill somebody who pressed a briefcase alarm button, and oh, uh.

 

You're already gonna be at that one.

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Xaeraz

Posted

Somebody did the math.

 

Assuming Soldier ONLY teleported bread for three days straight, he teleported 25,920 loaves of bread.

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Ehksidian

Posted

Somebody did the math.

 

Assuming Soldier ONLY teleported bread for three days straight, he teleported 25,920 loaves of bread.

i was not bready for this

Necro

Posted

I have no idea what is going on. 8D

 

bread_fortress_2_by_speeder99123-d7mfysv

 

Just talking about our favorite hat-themed bread simulator.

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Kaleidoscope Tekulo

Posted

Well, I feel conflicted.

 

The baker in me wants to congratulate you, but the part of me who is constantly lost on TF2 references wants to smack you upside the head...

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fishers64

Posted

Wouldn't bread be a poor material for building a fortress? It's soft, squishy, and probably structurally unstable, not to mention the fact that any bullets would go right through it...

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