They must be filled with TUMORS

They must be filled with TUMORS

WHO TELEPORTED THE BREAD BLOGS

I've been teleporting the bread blogs non-stop for three days, sir.

Seduce me.

Seduce me.

I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR FRIED-CHICKEN TRAMPS

 

Seduce me.

I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR FRIED-CHICKEN TRAMPS

 

But I'm wedging my head through a door to tell you I'm sorry D:

Seduce me.

 

I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR FRIED-CHICKEN TRAMPS

 

But I'm wedging my head through a door to tell you I'm sorry D:

Final question: You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?

 

Seduce me.

 

I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR FRIED-CHICKEN TRAMPS

 

But I'm wedging my head through a door to tell you I'm sorry D:

 

Final question: You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?

 

 

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Seven.

AM.

Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy, no later than 4:30.

GOOD NEWS

WE ARE NOT DYING

WE ARE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER

We didn't say we're going to live forever, we just said we don't have TUMORS.

Well, Friday I've gotta kill somebody who pressed a briefcase alarm button, and oh, uh.

You're already gonna be at that one.

Somebody did the math.

Assuming Soldier ONLY teleported bread for three days straight, he teleported 25,920 loaves of bread.

Somebody did the math.

 

Assuming Soldier ONLY teleported bread for three days straight, he teleported 25,920 loaves of bread.

i was not bready for this

I have no idea what is going on. 8D

I have no idea what is going on. 8D

Just talking about our favorite hat-themed bread simulator.

Well, I feel conflicted.

The baker in me wants to congratulate you, but the part of me who is constantly lost on TF2 references wants to smack you upside the head...

Wouldn't bread be a poor material for building a fortress? It's soft, squishy, and probably structurally unstable, not to mention the fact that any bullets would go right through it...