I agree with you on one statement, and that is that it is all just downhill from here.

... I'm... I'm afraid to google this to see if it's real...

It is. It's terrifying.

*is the only person who thinks doritos and mountain dew taste terrible together*

*is the only person who thinks doritos and mountain dew taste terrible together*

/has never tried both together, but agrees.

On their own they're okay, and Doritos, like cheetos from the 90s, are wrongfully dismissed just because of their association with gamer stereotypes; but together... Eh. It just doesn't seem like a good combination at all. =/

I'll try anything once. I'm just a bit skeptic because it sounds like to make it they marinade their dew with doritos and I can't help but think Soggies may rule...

How can this be real? In order for it to be real someone would have had to have thought it was a good idea. And nothing about combining Mountain Dew and Dorritos sounds like a good idea.

Seriously, just... ew.

it's the final boss in the new call of duty game

Dewrito

Sounds awesome, probably disgusting. I must google this...