I imagine that you're asking for ten dollars with three decimal places, and you forgot the period?

I would donate this nickel I found on the ground, but it would cost too much to ship to you, sorry.

Get off the stage, Billy. 

Mays.

I imagine that you're asking for ten dollars with three decimal places, and you forgot the period?

 

I would donate this nickel I found on the ground, but it would cost too much to ship to you, sorry.

 

The Australian vending machines don't take 5 cent pieces anyway (they also don't use the word nickel -- it's a very strange country!)

Hmm, well that is a convincing font...

Yes, yes, very convincing.

too convincing

Whoa.

Seems legit. Where can I donate?

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