Sometimes I've thought of using Ctrl-F to find stuff in my textbooks, but then I realize why I can't do that.

Did you try using a Fire Stone?

Did you try using a Fire Stone?

Knowing how weird he is, he probably evolves in some convoluted way like Shelmet.

have you tried holding him upside down

For a while, i was studying some Steppe folks and Tengriism. One time, I actually wondered why people nowadays don't burn the casket carriers with the corpse itself to ensure it is protected in the next life, then I wondered "Wait, what is wrong with me?"

Well, that's sort of a silly question. You don't gain EXP from sitting.

Have you tried turning him off and on again?

Sure, the first time I played Portal all I saw was white areas to open portals on.

Maybe your dog evolves with happiness.

Maybe your dog doesn't love you.

Maybe you're a bad person.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_effect

I'm often deeply saddened I can't just teleport to my place of work... I've been playing too much Xenoblade Chronicles...