Alright. I won't make a cheesy post. I'll make an herby one.

But SPIRIT, what better way to honor your memory would there be than to write the cheesiest of posts?

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I am totally gonna turn into a tree. Possibly an apple tree. And then my descendants shall use the apples to bake pies and tarte tatins and turnovers, and they shall share them with their loved ones, and when they ask what goes into something like that, my relatives shall reply "my late grandfather" or whatever I am to them. My only regret will be that I shall never see the looks on their faces.

That or they'll use me to poison that Snow White floosy who keeps tormenting woodland creatures. Either way, I hope my family appreciates my leafy corpse.

I am totally gonna turn into a tree. Possibly an apple tree. And then my descendants shall use the apples to bake pies and tarte tatins and turnovers, and they shall share them with their loved ones, and when they ask what goes into something like that, my relatives shall reply "my late grandfather" or whatever I am to them. My only regret will be that I shall never see the looks on their faces.

 

That or they'll use me to poison that Snow White floosy who keeps tormenting woodland creatures. Either way, I hope my family appreciates my leafy corpse.

But I don't want to be a pie!

I don't like gravy!

Oh, you will.

You will...

I too am a fan of the tree corpse thing.

I'd rather be burned and my ashes scattered over what I decree to be sacred ground. When the End Times come, I'll come back together in a small twister of dust, be reformed and immortal, and say, "Tah-dah!"

You people and your eco-friendly trees.

Imma have my ashes loaded into a high-power firework and launched in England on the Fourth of July.

I'd rather be burned and my ashes scattered over what I decree to be sacred ground. When the End Times come, I'll come back together in a small twister of dust, be reformed and immortal, and say, "Tah-dah!"

I approve this plan. 

I'm debating whether to be launched into space for a burial, but I'm not sure I want to begin my immortal existence falling out of the sky.  

 

I'm debating whether to be launched into space for a burial, but I'm not sure I want to begin my immortal existence falling out of the sky.  

 

You just need to make sure you've reached escape velocity. That way you'll continue on into deep space and maybe be discovered and resurrected by an alien race in a million years or so.

-L

 

 

I'm debating whether to be launched into space for a burial, but I'm not sure I want to begin my immortal existence falling out of the sky.  

 

You just need to make sure you've reached escape velocity. That way you'll continue on into deep space and maybe be discovered and resurrected by an alien race in a million years or so.

 

-L

 

That's worse.