Oh, hey, that sounds like me.

Um...

Happy birthday, you're worth loads more than you realize, and I really hope you can, at some point, see yourself to be as beautiful as you truly are.

Or, you know, normal words. Sorry, I'm really not that good at cheering people up.

omg u are ... too nice ... u dont have to go out of ur way to cheer me up tho. if anything if u want u can commiserate. we can sit on the metaphorical couch together in this metaphorical living room and just sit and be like wow, we hate ourselves, where did everything go so wrong

everyone else who is feelin a lil self-hatey can also join. its a big couch.

Hah, deal.

-Sits on da couch-

sounds like the couch for me

happy birthday btw

That's a shame. I don't hate yourself. I quite like yourself, actually.

Happy birthday anyway!

I support the existence of this couch and will sit on it.

Happy birthday!

I'm joining the couch too.

Happy birthday! 

[sTEALS THE COUCH AND RUNS]

"Turn down for what" I scream back as I icarus this ship

*jumps on couch late*

Happy late birthday.

I'm just picturing a Rahkshi jumping on a couch as it is being raced across town by Xaeraz.