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Edelgard

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Vote Voltex for President today

 

He might be Canadian

He might have no last name

He might have no credentials beyond "amateur writer"

He might send the USA's debt deeper than ever before by spending every cent of the budget on amiibo

He might use you to conquer Canada

 

but you know what

 

that's okay

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Kaleidoscope Tekulo

Kaleidoscope Tekulo

Posted

Okay, but as your spiritual guide and sponsor I want dibs on Canada's side of Niagara Falls.

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Edelgard

Edelgard

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Okay, but as your spiritual guide and sponsor I want dibs on Canada's side of Niagara Falls.

 

duly noted.

 

i will also have a statue erected in your honor

would you like it to be holding a platypus or sitting on a sloth bear?

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Ehksidian

Ehksidian

Posted

why not elect all of canada instead

and you be the figurehead

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Edelgard

Edelgard

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why not elect all of canada instead

and you be the figurehead

 

it's the power i want, not the fame

 

being a figurehead is lame

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