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Fruit War 2


Dokuma

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Since some of my readers decided in the last blog entry that the Fruit War is back on, I figured I would at least devote a new blog entry to it.

 

REMEMBER, this is not, nor will it be an RPG.

 

*lobs watermelon at Onuki and Spitty*

 

Oh, and my Premier Membership is gone, so no new entries.

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*runs from plums*

 

JAMIE SAVE ME! =O

 

*frantically grabs random apples while she runs*

 

~Nikira

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*Summons all the apple shooting nuva sentries stationed in every territory to attack everyone and everything not associated with the Legion*

 

*Yami*

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*Fires at Nikira with my new Assault Rifle*

 

*Mans Torsion Catapult to destroy the Sentries, frantically putting together a Lemon-Powered Mech with Lemon Cannons*

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*fires Nuclear Melon Missle at Fruit Stand base, destroying it*

*sends Melon Men into ruined base, who proceed to take every last bit of debris and put it aboard ship so the base can't be rebuilt. Then they take all the supplies and weapons that weren't destroyed*

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*Hits Eryzeth over head with Bannana schimitar hilt because I saw an oppurtunity to knock someone out*

EDIT:and Laughin' Man the base was re-built to withstand almost every attack.

 

*Yami*

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*Decides to take no chances and loads a Nuclear Lemon Cocktail into Launcher, Firing at the base of the Closeteers, blowing it up and incinerating the stuff on, in, or around it, and is hit by Melons and Watermelons and a Hilt, but manages to dodge the hilt and slash through it with Lightsaber*

 

Owie. Be at the Medics, DO NOT ATTACK, I AM NOT THERE.

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I was once Alovath Toa of Shadows ... Now I am Nutoro Toa of Ice and I blast Yami mith meh frozen Dragon fruit blaster

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*Hits Eryzeth over head with Bannana schimitar hilt because I saw an oppurtunity to knock someone out*

EDIT:and Laughin' Man the base was re-built to withstand almost every attack.

 

*Yami*

Dude, it's was nuke. Nukes destroy everything.

*slaps Yami with a banana peel*

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*Jumps into Lemon Suit, giving me protection from you and the power to create lemons for 2 minutes, promptly throws several lemons at Yami, Burying him, is knocked out of suit, is saved by Mecha, who blasts Laughin' Man*

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*Materialises and looks around*

 

*Gets hit by Nikira from way back on page 76*

 

OW!

 

But you fools! You underestimate the power of the Rift...it's actually Lemon-based, and is thusly completely legal in this battle. Besides, it's home to the Lemon Club anyway, from way before this war even began. We predate you lot by...ages!

 

Now then, to business...

 

*Defends Eryzeth with Lemon Sabre*

 

*Gives Aanchir Lemon-aid*

 

*Smacks Yami with a ten-foot tall radioactive lemon called Steve*

 

*Dematerialises*

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*Slices Melon Mallet in two with Lightsaber, spraying LM with Lemonfire (lemon Gunfire) from assault Rifle

 

*Dematerializes to the Base*

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*Orders Nuva Golems to rebuild base using the remains of the PIE-fighter,The blueberry Droideka and the destroyed sentries and turrets8

JSZ unfortunately you are back on rebuilding duty but first get the remains of the old base back from Laughin' man but first...

*Orders all Sentries/Nuva sentries to attack the USS Frootloop and aims all watermelon and lime turrets at the USS Frootloop and fires*

 

*Yami*

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Leaps away from Eryzeth, sprints to USS Froot Loop, and uses Melon

Men and Cataloupe Cannon to destroys all the sentries/nuvas*

*activates indestructable Pineapple Skin force field*

Frankn-kal! Could you give GFLK and I a hand, please?!

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That's what you think. *detonates

Lemon Mines remotely*

 

Golems go boom. You go boom.

Fake Lemon club base would go

boom were it real, BUT IT AIN'T!

 

Since I'm Zaktan's namesake, I

have the power of protodites, so

the lemon detenators had no

effect on me. Anyway, I command

the sky to rain sticky orange juice,

so your lemon detenators remain

unoperational. and I'm using X-ray

googles made out of stained

rasperries to find the real Lemon

Club...

 

JSZ out

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*cheers when she finally hits Seranikai*

 

*throws a rulebook constructed of apples at Eryzeth, reminding him that only fruit can be thrown - lightsabers arn't fruit*

 

~Nikira

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*Slices off JSZ's X-Ray goggles*

 

Rememba Me?

 

*Fires with Lemon Assault Rifle at JSZ*

 

*Is hit by Rulebook, but throws a revised version at Nikira that says Laser Lemon Glowy Lightsabers are Froot based, therefore are allowed*

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