Why does everyone keep capturing me?

*somehow makes new coconut shield while being dragged away to her doom... yet again...*

~Nikira

EAT WATERMELON, SWINE!

 

*pummels Seran with melons*

But plenty of people like melons!

*fires Plums at Dok*

*frees Nikira*

Easy as cake. =D

Don't worry Niki! I shall change gender and the girls shall outnumber the men!

~Jamie

Don't worry Niki! I shall change gender and the girls shall outnumber the men!

 

~Jamie

ATTACK AUNT K!

Hooray! =D

...

NOT HOORAY.

*runs frantically from giant peach tank*

~Nikira

*Bludgeons Lehatu with a pumpkin bomb*

Don't worry Niki! I shall change gender and the girls shall outnumber the men!

 

~Jamie

>.>

<.<

>.<

*slaps UK upside the head with coconut*

Get a hold of yourself, boy!

*Blasts UK with citrus cannon*

*sticks a nuke watermelon on Uncle K.'s head and detonates it*

Ha ha! Fruit Pirates will prevaillll!!!

*Dissolves projectiles in citric acid*

*Squirts lemonade at Dok*

-Seran

*dies by citrus*

*reborn*

*hit by fruit*

~Jay

*I am totally changing my name to Aunt K.

Don't worry Niki! I shall change gender and the girls shall outnumber the men!

 

~Jamie

>.>

 

<.<

 

>.<

 

*slaps UK upside the head with coconut*

 

Get a hold of yourself, boy!

No, no he's fine! =D

*is still being dragged to her doom*

...nvm about the UK being a female part. XD

~Nikira

Don't worry Niki! I shall change gender and the girls shall outnumber the men!

 

~Jamie

>.>

 

<.<

 

>.<

 

*slaps UK upside the head with coconut*

 

Get a hold of yourself, boy!

 

No, no he's fine! =D

 

*is still being dragged to her doom*

 

~Nikira

*blasts Nikira free with peach tank*

*blasts Nikira*

*loads rocket launcher with watermelons*

Hee hee...

*blasts Takatu w/ watermelons at close-range*

*Straps pumpkin nuke to nikira and detonates it*

*Nuklear explosion...*

*Slams pumpkin on your head for mis spelling my name*

*commandeers Cthulhu's Punkin Chunkin gun and loads it with lemons*

Who shall join the Peach 'Asploders?

 

*uses giant peach to 'asplode everyone that posted*

Yar, the peach!*

 

 

*and ocassionaly other fruits starting with the letter 'p'

 

*throws prickly pears and peaches*

Prickly pears aren't fruits, they're a type of cactus! :angry:

LEMON CLUB MEMBERS, UNITE!

*hurls a bunch of these babies at the Punkin Chunkers with the aforementioned Punkin Gun.*

REMEMBER YOUR LOYALTIES, LEMON CLUBBERS!

-

*is a walking target*

ACK. D=

*runs*

~Nikira

*whollups Takatu over the head with 60-foot long radioactive starfruit*

Woot for deus ex machina. =D

FK 96, circle round to the right and get to Uncle K.

*Sends Citric Gunships into battle, firing Lemon bombs down at random people*

-Seran

*destroys the person who took my gun with a pumpkin nuke, then fires pumpkin chunkin gun at lemon clubbers*

Heh. Thanx, Dok. You just stopped takatu from killing me.

*blasts Dokky with melon*

FK 96, circle round to the right and get to Uncle K.

 

*Sends Citric Gunships into battle, firing Lemon bombs down at random people*

 

-Seran

Dude, FK's on my team!

*Hits Seran with a pumpkin nuke*

*nuclear explosion*