I'ma outta fruit!

Wait, I still have tangeloes!

*chucks tangeloes at nearest person, Uncle K.*

Oh no, not again. Now my comics will never be finished!

Hah!! I escaped back to the Closeteer base.

No pumpkin nukes for you this time!

:Venomess:

*gets hit with random falling watermelons and passes out once more*

I just realized that I'm the only girl fighting. XD

~Nikira

Eh. Forget my own team. I'm currently looking for a good team to join. I work better when teamed with other people. I'm not a good leader, though.

Fruit war, eh? We referring the plants, or the peoples?

*Loads Melons onto a ute*

*gets hit with random falling watermelons and passes out once more*

 

I just realized that I'm the only girl fighting. XD

 

~Nikira

I'm trying to coerce Turakii into joining the Closeteers. =D

*Jumps Nikira's convoy and runs away carrying boxes of precious ammunition, evil laughter echoing off palm trees.*

Turakii

Pretty sure Turakii has her own team, Dokky. I'm joining her if she does. She's the only person I actually know in this war!

PEOPLE PLEASE, I PREACH A MESSAGE OF PEACH! PEACH FOR ALL!

*Drop peach bomb from sky*

Who shall join the Peach 'Asploders?

*uses giant peach to 'asplode everyone that posted*

*'asplodes*

I'm trying to coerce Turakii into joining the Closeteers. =D

Arrr! Ye shall never have me teamate the one-eyed Turkey! Never! So me challeges ye to a duel...of bazookas.

Augh! Not the peach!

*catapults a dozen pears at Turakii, causing the convoy to stop dead in its tracks*

*Jumps Nikira's convoy and runs away carrying boxes of precious ammunition, evil laughter echoing off palm trees.*

 

 

Turakii

AAGHHHHGGHGHGHGHGHGHGH! D<

Nobody steals my Clementines and gets away with it.

*loads durian machine rifle*

~Nikira

Who shall join the Peach 'Asploders?

 

*uses giant peach to 'asplode everyone that posted*

 

 

 

 

*'asplodes*

Yar, the peach!*

*and ocassionaly other fruits starting with the letter 'p'

*throws prickly pears and peaches*

Who shall join the Peach 'Asploders?

 

*uses giant peach to 'asplode everyone that posted*

 

 

 

 

*'asplodes*

Yar, the peach!*

 

 

*and ocassionaly other fruits starting with the letter 'p'

 

*throws prickly pears and peaches*

Yay, new faction.

*uses Lehatu as Human Shield*

Dare ye challenge my masterful convoy driving skills, Spork? *Flings cucumber boomerang out side window.*

Turakii

Who shall join the Peach 'Asploders?

 

*uses giant peach to 'asplode everyone that posted*

 

 

 

 

*'asplodes*

Yar, the peach!*

 

 

*and ocassionaly other fruits starting with the letter 'p'

 

*throws prickly pears and peaches*

Yay, new faction.

 

*uses Lehatu as Human Shield*

This was not part of the imaginary faction agreements!

*uses next person to come by me as my shield!*

The sheild needs a sheild too!

*jumps into Turakki's ship and takes her Clementines back*

Yay. =D

~Nikira

*Attaches pumpkin nuke to the side of the convoy*

*Nuklear blast*

*throws Kiwi grenades at CtD*

I'm on -SZ- and Turakii's team, BTW, to those who are confused because of my constant team-hopping.

Uh, let's say your human shield, unwillingly, is Turakii.

-begins to fill up advanced water guns with lemon juice-

FOR THE LEMON CLUB!