Beware Of Fruit Pirates
Stop your throwing, men, now halt
And you, let go of that catapult!
Rumor whispers in and out
Of pirates lurking hereabout...
Hide your convoys and shine your sword
Veterans of this fruit-loop war!
Our banana katanas whistle through air
Duck and don't complain it's unfair
The katana comes down and you head for the trees
"Pirates!" you shriek, falling to your knees...
But your ammunition is gone.
We're fearless.
We're hungry.
We lack Vitamin D.
And we're coming for your fruit.
Turakii: Fruit Pirate
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