Smeagol4 Is Dead
It is with deep sorrow that we must inform you that the person known as "Smeagol4" is deceased.
The cause of death was an accidental suicide. "Smeagol4" was attempting to utilize a type of gattling gun called a "cordak blaster." He did not exercise proper safety protocol, and the dangerous weapon backfired, killing him instantly.
When informed of the death, BZP Administrator Black Six murmured "Drag, isn't it?" When prompted for more, he commented "Eh, he was lazy; we'll manage in the RPG forum fine without him. At least I can look forward to finding someone else to do video reviews now, hopefully someone who will actually get them in on time."
Funeral arrangements are set for the seventeenth of October. In lieu of flowers, the family urges all to always be careful when firing cordak blasters.
Look for further details to be posted on BZPower's front page later this week.
With heaviest of hearts,
Representatives of the Family of Forum Assistant "Smeagol4."
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