The Truth Revealed
Entry posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer
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For the past few years, I've been consistantly informing people that, unlike about 98% of this board, I am female. Many can affirm this. I've squeaked and squealed over the adorableness of various collectibles and sets. I've weirded some people out with obsessions over strange and girly songs. My art style, which occasionally includes sparkly, pink flowers and hearts, has seemed to prove the point several times. Some members mention having heard a female speaking/singing/muttering incomprehensibly in voice conversations. Even the little pink gender indicator in my profile confirms it, and as everyone knows, the indicator never, never lies.
Except one little thing.
It's supposed to be blue.
Boy, you guys sure fell for it. Everyone fell for it! Even my own family fell for it! I would never have believed the human race could ever be so gullible! You thought you'd cleverly had it all figured out, you thought you knew everything there was to know, but you are nothing in comparison to my superior intelligence! I prepared and polished my intricate plan, and then, when it was ready, I joined and fulfilled every corner of it, setting my trap! Like Makuta, I have scheme nested within scheme, and if one little part fails, another beneath rises to take its place! I have firmly convinced the members of this board, and now, having thrown the aforementioned members into everlasting confusion, I can at long last rise unchallenged to overthrow Tohu and rule! Rule! MUAHAHAHA!
Turakii
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