Slackers! Entry posted by Kohaku June 15, 2008 512 views Share More sharing options... Followers 0 ALL YOU SLACKERS ARE NOW REQUIRED TO DO 500 FINGER PUSH UPS! And that is just for beginners!
Bfahome Posted June 15, 2008 THIS ARE THE INTERWEBS. YOU CANNOT MAKE ME DO ANYTHING. Quote Link to comment
Kohaku Posted June 15, 2008 THIS ARE THE INTERWEBS. YOU CANNOT MAKE ME DO ANYTHING. YOU MUST NOW GIVE ME 1,000 FINGER PUSH UPS! Quote Link to comment
Metallic O'Dalek Posted June 15, 2008 Daleks, do not take orders from inferior beings. Quote Link to comment
Bfahome Posted June 15, 2008 Daleks, do not take orders from inferior beings. Daleks also misplace commas. Quote Link to comment
The Shouting God Posted June 15, 2008 BUT SIR! I HAVE ALREADY DONE REQUIERED FINGER PUSH UPS AND 500 JEEP BENCH PRESSES IN THE GD TOPIC! AM I REQUIERED TO DO MORE, SIR?! MkII Quote Link to comment
Kohaku Posted June 15, 2008 The skilled only use one finger. The not-so-skilled are allowed to use two fingers. Quote Link to comment
Bfahome Posted June 15, 2008 No food for three days for all of you! *walks downstairs and eats lunch* Quote Link to comment
THE BENELUX TORTOISE Posted June 15, 2008 WHAT IF ONE HAS NO FINGERS LEFT DUE TO AN UNFORTUNATE CULINARY ACCIDENT, DRILL SERGEANT? Quote Link to comment
Dr. Hidaka Posted June 16, 2008 The skilled only use one finger. The not-so-skilled are allowed to use two fingers. But... Only the truly skilled, do not use their fingers for push ups in general. They use their lungs. Alku Quote Link to comment
GMan Posted June 18, 2008 Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster is cooler than you are. Seriously, that's his actual name and title. Quote Link to comment
Kohaku Posted June 18, 2008 The skilled only use one finger. The not-so-skilled are allowed to use two fingers.But... Only the truly skilled, do not use their fingers for push ups in general. They use their lungs. Alku I'm not even going to go into the countless ways that is impossible! Private, you have just earned yourself an F! Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster is cooler than you are. Seriously, that's his actual name and title. Everyone has their own opinions! To each their own! Quote Link to comment
Kohaku Posted June 19, 2008 Can I do limbless pushups? PERMISSION GRANTED! ONLY BECAUSE IT MAKES MORE SENSE THAN TRYING TO DO PUSH UPS WITH YOUR LUNGS! Quote Link to comment
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