THIS ARE THE INTERWEBS.

YOU CANNOT MAKE ME DO ANYTHING.

THIS ARE THE INTERWEBS.

 

YOU CANNOT MAKE ME DO ANYTHING.

YOU MUST NOW GIVE ME 1,000 FINGER PUSH UPS!

*No Handed Style*

Daleks, do not take orders from inferior beings.

Daleks also misplace commas.

Make me.

*Realizes they can edit posts in blogs*

No food for three days for all of you!

Daleks do not need "food".

BUT SIR! I HAVE ALREADY DONE REQUIERED FINGER PUSH UPS AND 500 JEEP BENCH PRESSES IN THE GD TOPIC! AM I REQUIERED TO DO MORE, SIR?!

MkII

*isn't doing finger push-ups*

How many fingers?

The skilled only use one finger. The not-so-skilled are allowed to use two fingers.

No food for three days for all of you!

*walks downstairs and eats lunch*

WHAT IF ONE HAS NO FINGERS LEFT DUE TO AN UNFORTUNATE CULINARY ACCIDENT, DRILL SERGEANT?

The skilled only use one finger. The not-so-skilled are allowed to use two fingers.

But...

Only the truly skilled, do not use their fingers for push ups in general. They use their lungs.

Alku

The skilled only use one finger. The not-so-skilled are allowed to use two fingers.

But...

 

Only the truly skilled, do not use their fingers for push ups in general. They use their lungs.

 

Alku

I'm not even going to go into the countless ways that is impossible! Private, you have just earned yourself an F!

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster is cooler than you are. Seriously, that's his actual name and title.

Everyone has their own opinions! To each their own!

Can I do limbless pushups?

PERMISSION GRANTED!

ONLY BECAUSE IT MAKES MORE SENSE THAN TRYING TO DO PUSH UPS WITH YOUR LUNGS!

SIR, YES, SIR!

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