I now like Sea Cucumbers. Alot.

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@S6: -1 point for getting my name wrong.

I now like Sea Cucumbers. Alot.

-1 point for misspelling "a lot".

Sea cucumbers? That's preposterous! Everyone knows that cucumbers live in the ocean!

Free the band! They're being held prisoner in an underwater jail system run by sea cucumbers!

Actually, I hear they're trapped in a deep, dark jail cell hidden in some military base in the middle of New Jersey. Everyday, they are prodded awake with sticks and forced to work. Armed with only turkey basters, they spend hours beating rugs until they sparkle. And everyday, they long to get back to making the beautiful music the world longs to hear.

And yet they remain imprisoned.

But one day, they know, a group of Bionicle-obsessed fans, sent forth by the Lego Company, will storm the base and set them free!

But until then, they wait and watch...imprisoned in a military base in New Jersey.

Turakii[/color]

And they got to be the first people ever to get to the Bionicle world? Out of all people...

Guys, it's time for a road trip. To New Jersey.

And we can pick up Six along the way -- after all, he wrote the article. He must already know of the band's status. We're gonna' need his Forum Administrator powers to bust a plot this big...

They do this to attract more fans,like us bionicle nerds.

Actually, I hear they're trapped in a deep, dark jail cell hidden in some military base in the middle of New Jersey. Everyday, they are prodded awake with sticks and forced to work. Armed with only turkey basters, they spend hours beating rugs until they sparkle. And everyday, they long to get back to making the beautiful music the world longs to hear.

 

And yet they remain imprisoned.

 

But one day, they know, a group of Bionicle-obsessed fans, sent forth by the Lego Company, will storm the base and set them free!

 

But until then, they wait and watch...imprisoned in a military base in New Jersey.

Turakii[/color]

Conneticut vs. New Jersey! Lego vs. Military! Who shalt winneth? Tune in nexteth time to finde out!

BTW: ??!

You know, I didn't realize that the band was actually being held prisoner when I wrote that. oO

New Jersey! Where only the strong survive and the weak fall victim to traffic circles. <<

Huzzah for traffic circles!

Well, I live about 20 minutes away from a New Jersey border. I can get you all there really fast.

~DudeNuva~

Let us sally forth!

... or not. Band practice calls.

Well, if you're in New Jersey, feel free to drop by. I'm all up for going on an adventure to free the band.

I tried to free the band, but all I found was a Band on the Run.

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You have no idea how long I've been waiting to pull that one...

Yayz, let's go on a cross-country rescue mission and free the band from the clutches of Larryoy the undersea cucumbers!

Okay, let's see, that's Takyrox, Turakii, Onuki, Black Six, me, and a wholoe bunch of other people! To my car!

~DudeNuva~

I tried to free the band, but all I found was a Band on the Run.

 

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You have no idea how long I've been waiting to pull that one...

But it was well worth it. XD

Yayz, let's go on a cross-country rescue mission and free the band from the clutches of Larryoy the undersea cucumbers!

 

Okay, let's see, that's Takyrox, Turakii, Onuki, Black Six, me, and a wholoe bunch of other people! To my car!

make that a bus.