My Vacuum Is The Spawn Of Devils
It's just dumb. Let me list for you the attributes of it's unique awfulness:
It stinks. It shoots dust out of a grille on the front when activated. It's baglessness is a curse. The part where the dirt shoots into the holding container is smaller at the end, so it gets clogged, making the vacuum less effective. And it also makes a mess. Due to the stupid dust chute, whenever you detach the holding container to empty it, the is a neat little pile of dirt underneath it, and if there is the slightest breeze, it goes flying everywhere. It's freakin' hard to unscrew the top of the holding container, but if you succeed, the force of you jerking the container about sends dust everywhere. It is the spawn of satan.
- If ever you shake/trip over it, dust and dirt will just fall out of the bottom.
It stinks. It shoots dust out of a grille on the front when activated. It's baglessness is a curse. The part where the dirt shoots into the holding container is smaller at the end, so it gets clogged, making the vacuum less effective. And it also makes a mess. Due to the stupid dust chute, whenever you detach the holding container to empty it, the is a neat little pile of dirt underneath it, and if there is the slightest breeze, it goes flying everywhere. It's freakin' hard to unscrew the top of the holding container, but if you succeed, the force of you jerking the container about sends dust everywhere. It is the spawn of satan.
There, I think that's a long enough list.
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I can has ear infection? Yes. AND IT HUUUUURTS. There's green liquid dripping out of it... mucky...
BtB
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I can has ear infection? Yes. AND IT HUUUUURTS. There's green liquid dripping out of it... mucky...
BtB
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